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Archive for September, 2003

TO GAWP EXCLUSIVE: LORD OF THE RINGS – RETURN OF THE KING TRAILER!

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THE EDGECITY CHRONICLE
Ok, I just watched this two minute trailer, and I can easily say it’s the best movie I’ve seen all year. Seriously. If someone offered me the chance to pay $100 to see this movie right now, I would jump at it gladly. Click here to witness the greatness that is the Lord of the Rings: Return of the King trailer.
LORD OF THE RINGS: RETURN OF THE KING
starring Viggo Mortensen, Ian McKellen, Elijah Wood, Sean Astin, Miranda Otto, Liv Tyler, and Hugo Weaving Directed by Peter Jackson In theatres December 17, 2003
Watch the Trailer:
QUICKTIME: SMALL | MEDIUM | LARGE

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  • LAURA BUSH AND CHIRAC KISS!

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    PARIS – French President Jacques Chirac laid it on thick for Laura Bush on Monday, greeting her and bidding her goodbye with gallant kisses on her hand. Chirac seemed intent on playing the chivalrous, charming host and eagerly asked about Mrs. Bush’s travels and agenda, a White House official said. As Chirac bent low over her hand the first time, Mrs. Bush seemed slightly amused, smiling toward television cameras gathered to the side. Later, when reporters teased her about the kisses, she laughed. “I think that was just French hospitality,” she said.
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  • DO NOT CALL, DO NOT BLOCK, FEDERAL CALL LIST CANNOT MAKE UP ITS MIND!

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    WASHINGTON (Reuters) – A federal court in Oklahoma has blocked the national “do not call” list that would allow consumers to stop most unwanted telephone sales calls, one week before it was due to take effect. The U.S. District Court in Oklahoma City said the Federal Trade Commission overstepped its authority when it set up the popular anti-telemarketing measure, according to a court decision filed late on Tuesday. The FTC has signed up some 50 million phone numbers for the list, which was due to take effect on Oct. 1.
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  • HURRICANE ISABEL SATELLITE PHOTOS, EAST COAST PREPARES!

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    Holy Sh*t, look at the size of that thing! OK, this is another reason why I love living on the west coast, we don’t have to deal with the crap weather you guys over ‘thare’! So, without much explanation this is what is gonna romp your shores over the next 48 hours, have fun, and I hope you all have flood/disaster insurance!
    Click Here to read Live Weather report
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  • BEN AFFLECK IS A STUD, DUMPS J.LO ON HER ASS!

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    I don’t hate J. LO, and I certainly don’t have a liking for Ben in any fashion. Yet, I find myself thinking this guy, Affleck made a smart decision. J. Lo thinks her ass is worth $24 million dollars if he cheats? Come on that’s absurd, Ben go out and fu*k as many hottie, models as you can get your hands on! Way to go Affleck, you’re a baller!
    Click here to read full story
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  • SEPTEMBER 11th SPECIAL – URANIUM GETS THROUGH THE HOMELAND SECURITY, IN L.A. HARBOR!

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    ABC NEWS – 06:01:00
    Looks like the Homeland Security at the Port of Los Angeles graciously allowed a tracked undercover shipment of depleted Uranium (slightly easier to obtain, but similar in radioactive signature) to slip into the United States without any questions, or inspectors interference. The Uranium was shielded by a steel pipe with a lead lining, 15 pounds of depleted uranium was packed in a suitcase that sailed through customs. This disturbs me with over $100Billion with a “B” invested, and there are Journalists who can get away with importing the most deadly and banned materials in the Free World. Good Luck Bush!
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  • TOMMY CHONG SENTENCED TO 9 MONTHS IN PRISON AND $20K FINE!

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    PITTSBURGH, Sept. 11 — Comedian Tommy Chong has been sentenced to nine months in federal prison and fined $20,000 for selling bongs and other drug paraphernalia over the Internet. Chong will be told in a few weeks where he’ll have to report to prison. What a damn shame, he wasn’t doing anything but selling bongs, gnarley Ashcroft.
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  • BILLY BOB THORNTON, COVERS ANGELINA JOLIE TATTOO- PHOTOS SOON!

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    Thu – Sep 4,10:03 AM ET
    What a shame Angelina Jolie is one of, if not the Most beautiful Woman in Hollywood. We think Thornton was a lucky SOB to even get the chance to marry her. Now he has the audicity to permanenetly remove his wifes name from his Forearm. Chek it: ALEXANDRIA, Va. – You won’t hear Billy Bob Thornton (news) play "Angelina" on his current tour. Or see his Angelina tattoo on his forearm. Thornton told AP Network News that he isn’t performing the song he wrote about Angelina Jolie (news) because his ex-wife’s fans might get upset to hear about how wonderful their relationship was. "I don’t sing that song because I think it’s inappropriate," Thornton said. Thornton has also covered up the Angelina tattoo with another tattoo of an angel and the word "peace." Click here for Full story
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  • CNN
    A giant asteroid is headed towards earth and could hit on March 21, 2014. But Britney and Madonna kissed! With tongue! Yes, my friends, they did. And it was awesome. No one is questioning that fact. But it’s getting a lot more news coverage than the fact that A GIANT ASTEROID IS HEADED TOWARDS EARTH AND COULD HIT ON MARCH 21, 2014! Not as awesome. I know. Said asteroid, known by the adorable nickname “2003QQ47″ could have the impact of “20 million Hiroshima atomic bombs” should it hit the earth. Clearly, this would be an extinction-level event. On the bright side, scientists say that the chances of collision are one in 909,000. Scientists (and me) hope that the “gravitational influence of giant planets such as jupiter,” which is most likely responsible for pulling the asteroid out of the asteroid belt and towards earth, will push the asteroid out of its collision course with earth as well.
    Click here for the full story
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  • MADONNA AND BRITNEY KISS-VMA EXCLUSIVE PHOTO!

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    Now hear this — I am not a Britney Spears fan by any measure, nor am I a Madonna listener, but this Kiss was epic. I hate the VMA’s — I dislike the entire industry ‘Awards’ mania — it’s just internal PR junkett circus. So I thought I’d say less and show more, so here it is….Click here for full pictures
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