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Ok, it’s not like we are obsessed here at ToGawp or anything, but in the interest of full disclosure, I will admit that I love Summer (Rachel Bilson).  And while we’re at it, another member of our staff has a profound fascination with Marissa (sexy Mischa Barton).  We’ve got a fever, and the only perscription is more of Fox’s The O.C. 

So let the debate rage on in the TG comment boards–WHO IS HOTTER?  MARISSA OR SUMMER??

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What more could you ask for?  This Saturday night, Halle Berry will host SNL on NBC, with Britney Spears as a musical guest.  ToGawp insiders have told us the two have been very friendly, both on-camera and off.  Couple that with the upcoming release of Ms. Spears new album, and Halle’s new movie Gothika (both of which could use all the free promotion they can get), and a Halle-Britney makeout session seems virtually inevitable.

So set your TiVo’s for 11:30/10:30 Central.  And just to get you ready, here’s a little preview…

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“Fight Club” author Chuck Palahniuk is making people sick. And by sick, i mean passing out and/or vomiting and having to be taken away in an ambulance. And he’s doing it merely by reading his new short story “Guts” aloud at various bookstores and universities around the country, and now, around the world. Over the last few months Palahniuk has been touring the country to promote his new book “Diary,” but instead of reading portions from that, he’s chosen to read “Guts” instead. At every single reading thus far, at least 2 people have fainted/passed out/vomited in the aisles. This is no BS! Several accounts from people who were actually there and/or actually passed out themselves have been published. In addition, I just spoke to someone who works at the bookstore in LA where he held one of his readings last week, and she confirmed that people were indeed passing out in the aisles! She wouldn’t tell me exactly what the book was about in fear of disturbing the many customers around us, but she hinted in whispers that it involves a strange adolescent sexual practice having something to do with a pool and/or pool equiptment. The “body count” as Chuck is calling it on his website, is now somwehere in the range of 30. The story, according to the author, will be published in an upcoming issue of Playboy Magazine.

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At this rate, we will probably be seeing video footage of Britney’s next physical exam by 2004. Yes, I know, we keep covering it, so obviously it’s not THAT ROUGH on us here at ToGawp. But still, has anyone in history been able to attract more attention for what they are (or aren’t) wearing than Britney Spears?

For further proof, see Exhibit D below, as Britney bids a fond farewell to her bra on what appears to be a brisk New York afternoon.
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With Juhbuh out of town, I decided to commandeer ToGawp for a little while. Consider it a less-than-hostile coup attempt.

And to revel in my triumph, I decided we visit a topic all-too-rarely discussed here at GAWP….Sports. And where else could we start than the City of the Perpetual Broken Heart, Chicago. So hard to not feel for the Cubbies, for their fans, and for Steve Bartman. Sure, he made what will go down as the biggest fan blunder in the history of the game, but does he really deserve the Hollywood treatment? And so soon?

Trade publication Daily Variety reports that Revolution Studios has accepted a pitch for a movie tentatively titled “Fan Interference.” The movie is expected to star TV sitcom star Kevin James of the CBS show “King of Queens.” Variety said it would tell the story of a fan who screws up an easy out, and then has to deal with the ramifications.

Read Studio plans movie based on Cubs fan’s now-famous blunder from CNN Money….make sure not to miss the part about this movie being produced by the same folks who gave us Gigli.

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Ok, I am not a huge fan of this girl, but Britney this photo is going to be posted all over the world, this may be the best photo of you ever. God Bless you for this partial nudity, and for being so beautiful.
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Prototype of a futuristic new cellphone from Sony that can remotely access files stored on a PC and uses Voice over IP to make calls. Does anyone else find it interesting that Sony is even working prototypes of new cellphones? Check it out, we are very excited to see Sony stepping up and getting on both the cell and VOIP arena…. click here to read more

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In a statement to ET, Halle said, "Eric and I have had marital problems for some time now and have tried to work things out together. However, at this point, I feel we need time apart to reevaluate our union. We ask that you respect our privacy as we are going through this emotional time." 

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Ok, I live right next to the Academy of Motion Pictures, and the damn Paparazzi and Fans kept me up all friggin night. PEOPLE, why on earth do you need to scream whenever anyone remotely famous walks into a premiere? I know actors and actresses are exciting, but DAMN…so with very little sleep I bring you all the photos.
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