Archive for November, 2003
DECISION TIME FOR SETH — ANNA OR SUMMER?
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We all knew it had to come to this. The OC’s beloved Seth Cohen will have to choose between the smart-yet-oh-so-cute Anna Stern (Samaire Armstrong), and the saucy sexpot Summer Roberts (Rachel Bilson)? Well, we won’t find out until Wednesday’s episode (9/8c on FOX), but we sure can speculate in the meantime, can’t we?
To help you make your decision, here are some visual aides.
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THE OC’S SUMMER (RACHEL BILSON) SHOWS US HER STUFF
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In what may come as a shock to most, Rachel Bilson, Summer from The OC, stars this month in the show’s first official "lad magazine" photoshoot. Yeah, you would have thought they’d launch the show with a huge Maxim/FHM pictorial extraordinairre, but alas, no. But even if it may have taken them a month longer than we would have liked, we’re sure glad that Stuff Magazine knew just the girl to choose when it was time for the clothes to come off and the flashbulbs to go PLA-COW!
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DAVID BLAINE’S CAR, AND MY VANISHING TRICK
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David, David, David, you may know your way around optical illusions, but I’d guess that no one ever accused you of being a smart fellow. After the Security guards warned you repeatedly not to park your ugly, old grey BMW 530 in MY parking spot, you disregarded their advice and parked there anyways.
Well like all your vanishing acts, I made your Beamer disappear, and in it’s place, I made my car appear. The lesson? Your “magical powers” may allow you to survive in a plastic box or on top of a pole, but they’re worthless on my street. So next time you watch a premiere in my neighborhood, park on the street like everyone else. This is no river Thames, JACKASS!
And sadistic as some may call me, the Mirror thought it was pretty funny too…
The Mirrors Article on my magical Tow Job
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AND NOW FOR SOMETHING DIFFERENT….HERE’S NATALIE PORTMAN
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Ok, between The OC, Paris, and Britney, this site is beginning to get a little too stale for my taste. Why not inject a little life (and a major dose of class) to the ToGawp realm. And who better than Natalie Portman, looking ridiculously gorgeous at whatever fancy black-tie Hollywood “pat-itself-on-the-back” affair she was at this week.
Now don’t you agree, that’s a pretty nice change-up?
You may now resume your OC/Paris/Britney orgy.
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NUDE BRITNEY PHOTOS – BRITAINS EXCLUSIVE ISSUE OF ELLE
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Okay I know all you Britney fans are gonna freak the Fu*k out but this is an Amazing Photo from the British issue of Elle Magazine.
It wasn’t released here in the US, but Britney looks good as hell. So without boring you further click here or the photo for more shots of how she ‘does it again…’thanks again Mr.5
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MTV’S RICH GIRLS — PLUMMETING TO THE DEPTHS OF THE FAIRER SEX
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I could go on for pages about my disgust for the two stars of MTV’s new Rich Girls, but I’ll let MTV’s own PR barf speak for itself:
Meet Ally Hilfiger and Jaime Gleicher: normal teenagers who enjoy doing normal teenage things like shopping, talking on the phone, and going to the prom. But there’s one important difference between them and the rest of us–they’re rich. Really, really, really rich. Get a first-hand look at their super-fabulous life when MTV follows two of the wealthiest teens on the planet to see how they spend their mountains of money.
Where is my Dolce & Gabbana barf bag?
I never thought I’d say this, but I miss the Hilton Sisters.
