Archive for December, 2003
BRITNEY: CHRISTINA TRIED TO FRENCH KISS ME
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Ok, we made a promise, and we are going to say adieu to Britney stories in 2003….and move onto more coverage of Christina Aguilera. Here, passing the torch in her LAST ToGawp story, is Britney claiming that Christina tried to "put her tongue down my throat". Britney went on to say that she told X-tina that she’s "scary".
Our theory: Christina was, in fact, attempting to use her hyper-developed tongue to snap Britney’s vocal chords, and once and for all end the simulated cat slaughter that is Britney Spears singing.
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ABC’S LIFE OF LUXURY — THE WRATH OF LEACH
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Ok, here we are, juhbuh and maxpower, here with you live through the west coast airing of ABC’s special, Life of Luxury (hosted by Robin Leach). We’ll try not to gag on our platinum spoons.
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BRIT TRIES TO HIDE HER BITS
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Britney Spears said Merry Christmas to her fans around the world from a Santa Monica, California balcony, after being caught mid-topless sunbathing session by the lurking paparazzi. Brit, in the spirit of giving, if you need a hand, don’t hesitate to ask.
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THE OFFICIAL OC DRINKING GAME: NEW WOMEN, NEW RULES
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Alright, so you’ve tuned into FOX, it’s 9pm (8pm central time), and “The OC” is about to start. We know what you’re thinking–how could you make this show any better? Two words–DRINKING GAME.
So get your drinks ready, and follow this handy guide–trust us, you’ll be sporting a good buzz before the first note to “California” even plays.
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PARIS HILTON, THE SIMPLE LIFE – A FOX TV NEW LOW!
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Okay, so we all know the Staff here at ToGawp.com like Paris a little, naked a lot more, and as hard as it is for us to consider endorsing this hilarious train wreck of a show, I think we are doing it more homage than good by posting this article. Did I say train wreck? I’m sure all will enjoy the naked skantily clad Paris, but Nichol Richie acts like a dirty, spoiled brat!
Let’s recap the stupidity weekly, and comment on all the crap these girls say when they speak outloud. Why can’t they just sow they’re mouths shut, and let us look at them?
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THE OC DRINKING GAME
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Just in time for tonight’s episode of “The OC” comes The OC Drinking Game, complements of our friends over at The Edge City Chronicle. Among the highlights:
Summer says “ewwwww” – 1 DRINK
Another one that could kill a sixer quickly on the right night. And go ahead and drink double if “ewwwww” is said in conjunction with a poor person, bum, or Inland Empire native (see also number 5).
Two-timing and other sluttiness – 2 DRINKS
Whether it’s Ryan cheating on Marissa with an older woman, Seth juggling Anna and Summer, or any of the other characters getting scandalous, take two drinks in the name of infidelity. (If it’s a slow night, just go ahead and drink anytime ANY of the kids gets some)
Old 90210 cast member makes appearance – :10-MINIMUM KEGSTAND
Where would “The OC” be without its FOX drama-ancestor “Beverly Hills 90210″? So open wide and drink it down in honor of the Walsh clan, The Peach Pit, and all things 9-0.
Read the complete rules of The OC Drinking Game
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BRITNEY CAUGHT TOPLESS SUNBATHING!
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Seeing as it’s been a week since our last Britney post, it’s a good thing that this came across the wire today. Britney Spears’ skin parade continues, this time with blurry shots that appear to be the pop tart sunbathing topless in some tropical locale.
Like I said, the pics are blurry and it’s tough to tell that it is in fact Britney’s goodies that we’re seeing, but why take my word for it? Why not judge for yourself….
