Archive for January, 2004

HASSELHOFF SAYS HE BROUGHT DOWN THE BERLIN WALL

It should come as no surprise, due to my German heritage, but I LOVE David Hasselhoff. No one has ever nailed ‘cheesy’ quite as well as the former Michael Knight/Mitch Buchanon.

His latest brilliance comes in the form of a claim that his picture should be in the Berlin Museum. Hasselhoff told German magazine [...]

ARE JORDAN’S BOOBS MELTING?

What a bummer it is that we aren’t getting the UK version of “I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here” on American TV. We’re missing out on gripping story lines, like whether or not Jordan’s FF boobs will make it out of the jungle intact.
After earlier fears over whether they might swell if [...]

JAMES BROWN OR JAMES CLOWN? MUG SHOT ATROCITY!

Ohhhh my god, what in the hell were you thinking? According to TSG James Brown has been arrested again, and man does he look like sh*t, I mean he looks like a crack clown having a bad hair day. The supposed “Godfather of Soul” now an aging 70 yr old, was arrested by Aiken County [...]

COURTNEY IN COURT, AND LOOKING HAGGARD!

Okay everyone, this is actually not doctored or Photoshopped in any way, this is the way our beloved queen of mean appeared before the Beverly Hills Judge. Ya think she’s on drugs, naw, okay maybe a little, or a lot. The bottom line - Courtney Clean up your Fucking act, talk to Britney this week [...]

BEN & J.LO GET NOMINATED…FOR RAZZIES

In what must be a surprise to no one, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez’s magnum opus, Gigli dominated the Razzie Award nominations, the anti-Oscar award that annually honors the worst major motion pictures of the year.

Also bestowed with the hallowed Razzie nominations were Demi Moore, Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore (Charlie’s Angels), Mike Myers (Cat [...]

A WORD OF ADVICE FOR BRITNEY

After briefly examining this photo…

….we all agree–Britney, you need to go chill for a bit. 
You’re only what, 22 years old?  We know the media takes a serious toll (as does getting hammered and puking in bars regularly), but girl, you’ve aged 5 years in the past 1.  At this rate, you’re going to look [...]

THE ENQUIRER’S WORST MOVIES OF ALL-TIME

When the National Enquirer is calling you out for making one of the worst movies ever, you know it’s time to bury your head in the sand (or bottle, or blow, depending on your vice of choice). The list is peppered with the usual suspects–Gigli, From Justin to Kelly, Halloween III, and of course, [...]

DRUG SCANDAL ROCKS NBC’S ‘FRIENDS’

Everyone’s favorite ‘Friends’ are certainly going out with a bang. Two accused drug dealers - Ricardo Jacob, 46, and Wilman Martinez, 33 - were taken into custody on the Warner Bros. lot by Los Angeles police in front of the million-dollar cast members. Wire reports say that the two men are accused of selling [...]

COUNTIES COMPETING FOR LACI PETERSON CASE

I really wish this wasn’t real. But I assure you, it is.
It seems that San Mateo and San Jose have submitted competing pitches to bring the Laci Peterson case to their counties. At stake are more than 1,200 hotel room nights for legal teams throughout the three to six month trial — and [...]

PARIS TRIES TO SCORE A FREE BENZ AT SUNDANCE

Amidst a flurry of free giveaways, perhaps Paris Hilton just got confused. Yeah, that must be it. I mean, she wouldn’t have just tried to take the loaner Mercedes-Benz G Wagon, would she? After all, look at her–she’s just a girl trying to have some fun.

Well Paris, we’re giving you the benefit of the doubt. [...]


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