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Renee to tie the White knot!
After a few on and offs, it looks like Renee and singer Jack White are considering tying the knot.
It seems that Renee is as eager to get married as her famous singleton character Bridget Jones. The 34-year-old was spotted “kissing and cooing over” boyfriend Jack after he’d finished a photo shoot in New York. One insider told The Daily Mail: “They were talking openly about marriage. Renee said, ‘Part of me does want to get married as badly as Bridget Jones’.”

However, if the couple were to set the date Renee would want her rocker sweetheart to tone down his large entourage. Oh, and he needs to grow up a bit too! Well, a rock’n'roll attitude is one thing, but getting charged with aggravated assault on Von Bondies frontman Jason Stollsteimer is another. Nevertheless, Jack denies all charges.

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“Monster” star Charlize Theron leads a secret life filled with her own monstrous demons – including a gruesome family killing, a shattering career blow and shocking drug whispers.
And The ENQUIRER has learned exclusively that she’s planning a hush-hush marriage to her longtime boyfriend, Irish actor Stuart Townsend.

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Alright ToGawp-The O.C fans, this is our first offical award to hand out to the world. I proudly can say that now with Luke and Julie Cooper banging the sheets, MILFS Worldwide can rejoice, for all young men will want to get into your pants. So, without too much fan fare, a drumroll please…

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If you live in the Southern half of the United States, beware. FOX is sending Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton on a roadtrip for "The Simple Life 2". The dynamic duo will travel through the South and Southwest, staying with pre-arranged families along the way.

The show is expected to premiere in time for May sweeps.

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In response to Boobiegate 2004, CBS has rescinded Janet Jackson’s invitation to participate in the 2004 Grammys. Janet was supposed to present a tribute to Barry White, but in light of her propensity to baring her steel-plated areola, CBS will use an alternate presenter.

All this over a bare breast that no one watching at home could clearly see.

On an upnote, at least the Jackson family can all spend Grammy night together in pop culture exile.

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There is some debate here, but I’m saying that the Janet Jackson breast exposure at the end of the Super Bowl Halftime Extravaganza was not planned. It’s hard to tell from the camera angle they covered it with, but judging by her reaction, we’re thinking JT accidentally pulled off more costume than planned.

But why take our word for it–here’s a picture, you tell us what you think–is this Janet Jackson’s bare breast, being shown to all of Houston’s Reliant Stadium, and about 100 million people around the world?

On a side note–Justin Timberlake used to go out with Janet Jackson, post-Britney. Now if he, pardoned the pun, pulled off this stunt intentionally–well, he just got a hell of a lot cooler in my book.

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So I guess, in between all the new million-dollar commercials, they’re going to play some big football game today. Of course, they said that last year, and I really don’t remember seeing anything you’d consider calling ‘Super’, or even ‘Football’. Just some team from Tampa trouncing the Men in Black.

Fortunately, regardless of what happens on the field in today’s game, there is one certainty–Madison Avenue will be trotting out all the glitz and ‘bling’ they can muster–looking to make us hopelessly crave their cars, beers, food, movies, and of course, boner pills.

To help you get through today’s madness, our Team ToGawp is ready, laptops in hand, to provide you a blow-by-blow (and trust us, a lot of it is definitely going to BLOW) of the annual ritual that is the million-dollar Super Bowl commercial derby.

And if there’s time, we might even mention something about some pigskin and what’s shaping up to be one heinous halftime show, too.
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