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Ok, I know everyone loves Yoanna House, the winner of Season 2 of The Search for America’s Next Top Model (except our own Max Power), but you’ve got to admit–from the looks of this picture (to the left, click for full detail), homegirl may not have eaten since her weight was criticized in the Italy episode.

You won the contest, the fame, and the modeling contracts, girlfriend. Now on Dr. ToGawp’s orders–go have a few croutons to celebrate.

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EDITOR’S NOTE–It’s almost the beginning of the 2nd quarter, which means of course it’s time for another BRITNEY SPEARS PRESS BARRAGE. So here’s yet another Britney story for today–our apologies, these B.S. (Britney Spears) Press Campaigns are like forces of nature–you just have to stand back and weather the storm.

Tom Witchey is a lucky, lucky dude. Living out a fantasy of just about every hetero male on the planet, Tom spent the weekend with Britney Spears and two of her friends, during which Britney’s best friend told him “Britney wants to have a one-night stand with you tonight.”

The couple spent a weekend at the Four Seasons in Santa Barbara, where they were said to have their torrid night of passion, during which, as Witchey puts it, “she was in great shape and is a very good lover, very creative and very experienced. She took the upper hand and pretty much told me what she wanted me to do to her.”

Kudos to you, Mr. Witchey. You’re ToGawp’s Man of the Week.

[from News of the World, via Fleshbot]

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Looks like Britney Spears cannot give up her “bad girl,” antics. THe Queen of Pop has shown her pink undies recently while she performed at Miami’s American Airlines Arena last night, and had already promised her tour would be “more wild and adult”.

In the show, which was evidently screened on American TV, Spears straddled another dancer on a bed, kissed him and then allowed the man to touch her breasts. Britney in a sexual moment decided to slip off a bathrobe and to the audience appeared to be naked, writhing around in a bath singing Touch Of My Hand in front of a backdrop of men and women simulating group masturbation.
BRITNEY TOPS SEXIEST WOMAN ALIVE POLLS

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Okay, golf clap please- I called this one, and still cannot believe that Yoanna won, but I am happy. Yoanna a formerly hefty 23-year-old babysitter from Jacksonville, Florida was crowned the winner of America’s Next Top Model Tuesday night by show creator and supermodel Tyra Banks. Yoanna definately deserved to be America’s Next Top Model, she has in my opinion the best facial features, and above all doesn’t have Lupus or a nagging boyfriend. Sorry Shandy you are just too much of a headache!
So, Orgy or no, Top Model earned monster ratings for UPN, and the network has reupped Banks for a third season. Casting for the next round of fashionista wannabes is currently underway…

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A new ad for the UK’s FilmFour asks a variety of TV stars from The Sopranos, The O.C., Six Feet Under, Scrubs, and The West Wing, amongst others what their favorite curse word is. The result–Hollywood with tourettes–won’t be seen here stateside anytime soon, as long as Michael Powell rules the airwaves. But never fear, if you want to hear stars like Rachel Bilson, Drea de Matteo, Adam Brody, Peter Gallagher, Peter Krause, Mischa Barton, and Zach Braff declare their love for their favorite swears (I’ll give you a hint–a lot of them start with F, end with K, and have a UC in the middle) we here at ToGAWP have got all the brilliant swearing glory for you.

[View the FilmFour 'advert' here]
[Looking for some new swears? Check out the Swearmaster 3000]

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I can definitely say that I’ve never been a Ben Affleck lover.  That being said, he’s also never really inspired all that much of ANY emotion (love, hate, disgust, etc.) in me.  In fact, I think he could be downright good if given the right role (boldly arrogant yet less-than-brilliant villain-type)…just watch his best work to date, Dazed and Confused, and you can see what I mean.  Affleck is great at being that big meathead schmo that gets his comeuppance.

Apparently David LaChappelle agreed with me, so much so that he decided to enact a little comeuppance for his girl J-Lo on the cover of Rolling Stone this week.  YIKES! 

Sure, Daredevil and Gigli were awful, but did Ben Affleck really deserve this?  He looks like a pissed-off roadie for RATT, who just woke up with a temporary tattoo from a Froot Loops box on his arm.

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These Paris Hilton flesh displays are getting to be so routine, you can set your watch by them. Oh, I’m not complaining–just might be time for Paris to just start going au natural to all public events–save her a lot of time getting ready, and just skip ahead to the foregone conclusion. Paris Sex Tape – Blonde Hotel Heiress takes it.

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Ben Affleck is a brave man. The actor, recently separated from Jennifer Lopez, is reported by IMDb to be planning to poke fun of their high profile romance on national TV. The Hollywood hunk is hosting the US comedy show Saturday Night Live this weekend to promote his latest movie Jersey Girl, which he co-stars with J-Lo. However, instead of following the usual guidelines it seems Ben is happy to take the micky out of the Bennifer relationship. "What I really want to do is get Kevin Smith to do a cameo during the monologue at the beginning of the show and say, ‘Thanks for ruining my movie and making me cast your girlfriend!’ That would be a funny bit."

Yeah, right Ben, not as funny as when J-Lo gets hold of you…

Meanwhile Jen has been seen ’round the block’ with old lover Marc Anthony. The couple shared a hand-holding dinner at . However, according to the New York Post they weren’t the only ones enjoying a romantic Mynt, South Beach night at the restaurant. Naomi Campbell was also there playing tonsil tennis with Tommy Lee…

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Never mind the awards – neither Scarlett Johansson, nor Benicio Del Toro left the pre-Oscars party empty-handed.

According to IMDb, they spent all Saturday night before the Oscars canoodling with each other, and were so engorged, they made no effort to cover up their smoochy behaviour.

The Latin star and the blonde-haired beauty retired to the Chateau Marmont hotel in Los Angeles at 3:30am, with their “arms all over each other” stunning guest with their openness, whereas most big Hollywood stars would be trying being more inconspicuous.

A bystander commented “They didn’t care who saw them . . . it was quite extraordinary … She looks so young he could easily pass for her dad.”

Of course, at the show on Sunday, no one witnessed any evidence of the passionate tryst. Each came and left separately–although we’re still seeking confirmation of any post-Oscar party rendezvous. Another fickle Hollywood fling perhaps? (We sure hope so–we saw her first, dammit!)

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