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Say it isn’t so. Of all the celebrities to disrespect right now, tell us, Fred Segal, that you didn’t dis Mischa Barton.

Sadly, it is true–turns out that Mischa had called the famous Los Angeles boutique/markup masters “hell on earth”. She also said that “most of those designers are high-end generic. It’s not made with any love.” Right on Mischa–down with the red-and-blue-striped monotony factory.

Unfortunately, the girl more commonly known as Marissa Cooper went back on her harsh-but-accurate words, and attempted to visit the store. And Fred Segal, showing much less starf**king than expected, told Mischa to get the F out. According to the Enquirer, the store manager told Mischa, “We know what you said and you’re NOT welcome!”

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Hell Yes! Now every male (and Female too) can watch the FULL uncut beauty of Paris Hilton getting Banged, seven ways to Sunday! Anyone with a adult video store or shop in the vicinity, can watch the former couple engaging in very sexual relations. Red Light District Video on April 22, 2004 disclosed the glorious news that it has acquired the rights from Hilton’s ex-boyfriend, (Internet Gambling Guru) Rick Salomon, and will distribute the entire 45-minutes video as a home video product under the title ‘One Night in Paris’. The tape will be released commercially in adult video stores June 15. Once again, I take my hat off to you Mr. Saloman, You Dawg You!!!

Watch the Official ‘One Night in Paris’ – Hotel Heiress Video -CLICK NOW!

Click Here to Download The Juicy Paris Blow Job Scene

Click Now to Download Paris Hiltons Steamy 3min F*ck Fest

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Rumor has it that Anna is a little upset over her BoyToy Enriques Bathroom sex escapades with a busty blonde (Emma Kearney?) while recently in London.  Emma even publically said "he more than makes up for his short comings "We did it so many ways in so many different contorted positions I felt like a gymnast!" implying that the Latin Heartthrob has a smaller than normal wanker. Sounds like a fetish for the "a" ending names…next up Erica, Amanda, Jana, Kara, etc…you get my drift.

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I think the odds of this actually coming together are pretty slim, but according to WeddingChannel.com, American Idol 1’s loser Justin Guarini and The Simple Life’s skankbot Nicole Richie are engaged to be married.

If you’re looking to piss away some money, why not buy them a gift from their wedding registry, from Williams-Sonoma, Neiman-Marcus, Dean & Deluca, Restoration Hardware or REI.

Here’s wishing these two crazy kids all the best. And calling the over under on the break-up at 2 weeks.

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Hottie Victoria Beckham blankly gazes at her cheating husband David Beckham, while his team, Real Madrid plays during their Spanish league football (Soccer) match against Osasuna. Seems that Beckhams team had their asses handed to them (literally), and lost 3-0. The Beckhams are back in Britain, plotting their next move in the ugly face of a tabloid Extravaganza over the England captain’s alleged (but eyewitness proven) infidelities. All I have to say is this: Don’t marry someone who you are going to cheat on, especially Victoria (Posh Spice), I hope she will take you and your 4 (alleged) mistresses to the cleaners. (a.ka.: Huge divorce settlement!) Ta ta…

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This could very well prove to be the greatest television ever made, or the end of humanity as we know it.

Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston are planning to do their best Nick & Jessica, and do a reality TV show of their own. Mind you, this is the very same couple who have complained on numerous occasions that America won’t respect their privacy and just leave them alone, but hey, logic, reason, and the Brown family have never been close friends.

So buckle up kids, it’s going to be (in more ways than one) a rocky ride.

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After seeing this picture, you had to figure this news was coming: Kelly Osbourne enters drug rehab.

According to reports, it seems Kelly had a bit of a pill problem. Ozzy and Sharon were on Larry King on Friday night, and told him that a British tabloid actually first discovered Kelly’s prediliction for pills, when they snapped photos of her in an alleged drug deal. After Kelly denied the allegations, the maid found a massive bag of pills under Kelly’s bed. (We’re still working on confirming what the pills actually were, but our money is on oxycontin, same demon that Jack got hooked on)

Get well, Kelly. Your legions of fans will be here for you when you emerge from the clinic.

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