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What is Miss Britney Spears so upset about?

According to The Sun, Britney ended her concert in Berlin early, running off the stage and into her Mercedes before the final notes had finished echoing through the concert hall.

Sure, the time before she’s forced to do Playboy to revive her stardom is getting close, but hey–she’s still one of the wealthiest 22-year olds on the planet. And it’s not like fame is all that fun either. Our advice to Brit–just fade into obscurity, and live out the rest of your days sleeping on a huge pile of money. It’s worked wonders for us.

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According to American mag In Touch, insiders at the Kabbalah Centre in New York claim the Hollywood couple secretly tied-the-knot about a month ago.

“One person currently studying Kabbalah says she was informed during a recent class that Demi and Ashton had wed during an hour-long ceremony.”

Rumor has it that Demi, 43, and Ashton Kutcher, 26, will reveal their married status to pals at a party later this year.

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There’s a new gossip rag in town, from the folks who gave us Gawker, called Defamer. Welcome to Hollywood, kids. Your arrival is long overdue….finally ToGawp will have someone to keep us company on those long nights binging in the Hills.

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