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Ok, we hate to say I told you so, but….
(a) Have we not been saying “Britney’s on a rapid ascent downward” for weeks? (No, we didn’t mean it LITERALLY, but thanks to Brit for backing us up)
(b) Were we not just taking bets last week on when Britney would participate in a public sex [...]

According to E! Online Reports it looks like the Doomed Duo: Hilton and Carter, have finally thrown in the towel on their lame fame fling. We here at ToGawp all had high hopes this pair would somehow through the miracle of unprotected sex, concieve the least intelligent paparazzi demon spawn of all time. But [...]

What’s the over-under on the Britney public sex show?
Seriously folks, Britney seems hell-bent on setting new records for celebrity meltdown; it’s like it’s a heated race to the bottom, and Britney is afraid that the competition is catching on her, so she’s desperately searching for new lows.
The latest Britney episode finds her on a balcony [...]

In what must be a true Hollywood first, Kirsten Dunst has actually asked for her breasts to be made smaller.
But fans of the curvaceous Spider-gal shouldn’t worry–no surgeons will be going near Miss Dunst’s bubbies anytime soon; no, the breast reduction that Kirsten requested was actually in the new video game Spider-man 2. Upon [...]

Can a 46-year old woman still be sexy?
Well, we know from experience (e.g. Kim Basinger, Sophia Loren) that it can be done; but as anyone who’s seen Sharon Stone lately probably suspects, she may not be the ideal woman for the job.
That’s why we here at ToGawp were so surprised to see this first photo [...]

Jessica Simpson, the star of MTV reality show "Newelyweds," just might be a genius, or so claims her Mother. In a recent Vanity Fair feature, Jessicas’ PR crazed Mom (Tina the Machina) declared ditzy daughter possesses a high IQ, ranging in the 160’s. Are you kidding? The girl had no idea where canned tuna came [...]

Looks like Mr. Farrell has managed to throw his image in the gutter once again. According to a recent interview in which Colin stated "I use bad language and I have casual sex and a few beers and all of a sudden I’m a bad boy. But I know I’m not. Hitler was a bad [...]

The first daughter Jenna Bush is HOT. I mean, Gore Daughter hot.
You can debate Bush and Clinton’s legacies all you want, but this much is certain–Jenna beats Chelsea, even after 10 (or 15) Midori Sours.
Jenna–you can rock our vote anytime, and Barbara if you’re feeling lonely or just plain neglected, look us up.
Our Friends at [...]

Troubled rock star Courtney Love was hospitalized in New York on Saturday after being carried from her home on a stretcher dressed only in a lace-trimmed camisole and a pair of handcuffs and shouting obscenities, the New York Post reported.
Rumor has it that the former “America’s Sweetheart” rocker miscarried after hearing that an arrest warrant [...]

We almost wish we didn’t see this. I mean, as if the fact she’s wearing the same thing she did 3 days ago weren’t bad enough, she’s still smoking away (let’s home she isn’t pregnant). And then, she pulls her head up from lighting the cigarette, and reveals skin that would make her [...]