Archive for August, 2004

TIMBERLAKES UK TOUR TO POST NO PROFIT - PARTYING GETS TOO COSTLY

Teen idol and internationally acclaimed pop star reportedly earned $6.4 million in ticket sales while performing in the UK - but won’t break a profit because of the lavish hotel expenses and late night parties, otherwise the tour was ‘Sold Out’.
Justin’s band, a team of a dozen or so dancers, and five “grooming experts” are [...]

BRITNEY IS A FATTY: LETTING IT ALL HANG OUT!

People we all need to band together, this is getting almost down right absurd. I can’t stress enough how horrible Britney Spears has allowed her body to become. As you can plainly see in this “store trodding,” photo, Britney has no scruples about letting “it” all hang out, in public, over her waistline etc.
Only 2 [...]

BRITNEY TO MARRY FEDERLINE ON REALITY TV!

The Spears-Federline wedding drama has reached new absurd proportions, rumor has it that Britney’s wedding to Kevin Federline is back on and, more importantly, it’s scheduled to be a reality television show!
The ToGawp staffers have heard around LaLa land (okay and American Magazine) that the only channel to view this wedding debauchery is purported to [...]

TARA REID, CHRISTIAN SLATER, AND STEPHEN DORFF IN THE WORST TRAILER EVER!

Seriously, this is beyond a trainwreck (so be warned).
The trailer for Alone in the Dark, the Uwe Boll (House of the Dead) directed horror flick/crapfest, is on the web and it is an ungodly mess.
I don’t even know how to describe this trailer–it’s 3 minutes long, and I already feel like I’ve seen way more [...]

OLSEN TWINS’ SWANKY NEW GREENWICH ‘DORM’

Who said it was easy growing up Olsen?
First there was the horrific eating disorder/rehab fiasco.  Now, just as Mary-Kate emerges from Utah’s Cirque Lodge, ToGawp hears (based on reports from Star Magazine), that Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen are going to have some pretty meager accomodations while they get their learn on at NYU:
They will be [...]

NORTH SHORE ADDS BITCHPOWER: SHANNEN DOHERTY RETURNS TO FOX

Ok, we know it’s probably been said 50 times already, but the bitch is back.
Variety reported this morning that Shannen Doherty has joined the cast of Fox’s underwhelming ‘drama’, North Shore. ToGawp is still working to confirm the exact role that Doherty will inhabit, but we’re sure she’ll be a handful.
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SCARLETT JOHANSSON’S NEW BEAU: DONNIE DARKO - JAKE GYLLENHAAL

Hottie Actress Scarlett Johansson wants to hook-up with Jake a.k.a Mr. Darko. We are guessing Benecio didn’t do it for her (wink-wink) on Oscar night with all the grey hairs and heavy old-man breathing.
Story goes that the new Hollywood couple has met on a few occasions and are thought to be a "perfect match."
A friend [...]

NATALIE PORTMAN & THE HOTTEST PICTURE EVER?

Your challenge, should you choose to accept it: find a real picture (cartoons/illustrations don’t count) of a female human being who looks more strikingly beautiful than Natalie Portman looks in this picture (see left).

Please send your entries to tips@thechron.net, or post links in the comments section of this story.

Best of Luck….as far as [...]


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