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Teen idol and internationally acclaimed pop star reportedly earned $6.4 million in ticket sales while performing in the UK – but won’t break a profit because of the lavish hotel expenses and late night parties, otherwise the tour was ‘Sold Out’.

Justin’s band, a team of a dozen or so dancers, and five “grooming experts” are all reportedly paid $600 USD a day, now that doesn’t include the three security guards; who each get paid a conservative salary of $45-an-hour or $86K Yearly! Can’t forget the Hotel rooms, those alone cost Tour a cool $1.1 million for the 18-night debaucheries stay. And one late night Timberlake celebratory soirée cost the singer a whopping $375K for one nights Bill of hard partying.

No wonder they don’t post a profit, Justin is operating his Tour like a brothel inspired charity. I guess he’s lashing out against Britney’s recent “Bride-to-be” press fest, by staging his own rebellious revolt. We award you the Monthly “No Bling Award.”

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People we all need to band together, this is getting almost down right absurd. I can’t stress enough how horrible Britney Spears has allowed her body to become. As you can plainly see in this “store trodding,” photo, Britney has no scruples about letting “it” all hang out, in public, over her waistline etc.

Only 2 words come to mind when we see this photo: “White Trash”

Kevin and Britney I wanted to suggest one more thing: We all at toGawp hope you decide to send your “offspring” – kids to formal schooling, in Los Angeles we call it “college.” This way you can insure that once your money manager squanders away all your hard earned cash, the next of kin doesn’t need fit right into the in-bred Louisiana bayou-where you both belong.
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The Spears-Federline wedding drama has reached new absurd proportions, rumor has it that Britney’s wedding to Kevin Federline is back on and, more importantly, it’s scheduled to be a reality television show!

The ToGawp staffers have heard around LaLa land (okay and American Magazine) that the only channel to view this wedding debauchery is purported to be the one and only, MTV.

Her mother must be proud to be of Britney, Tina now can align herself with other reality MTV Mom greats as the dysfunctional Sharon Osbournes.

Britney all we can say is Congratulations. This is the easiest way to hit new WT Lows; do you wanna chug more ginsing now? This is from a girl who who says that she “trusts” every decision our president makes. Does Britney want to run for politics someday? Who knows, till then cheers.

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Seriously, this is beyond a trainwreck (so be warned).

The trailer for Alone in the Dark, the Uwe Boll (House of the Dead) directed horror flick/crapfest, is on the web and it is an ungodly mess.

I don’t even know how to describe this trailer–it’s 3 minutes long, and I already feel like I’ve seen way more of the movie than I ever wanted. The only thing that even gives us any reason to watch is to witness Christian Slater, Stephen Dorff, and–worst of all–TARA REID, in what will no doubt be the new career lows for all three (and yes, we’ve seen Space Truckers and 3,000 Miles to Graceland).

We here at ToGawp only hope that Ms. Reid’s implants can help lead a career bounce-back.  Her drunken antics are far more interesting when she’s got her head above the C-list watermark.

[via the Edge City Chronicle]

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Who said it was easy growing up Olsen?

First there was the horrific eating disorder/rehab fiasco.  Now, just as Mary-Kate emerges from Utah’s Cirque Lodge, ToGawp hears (based on reports from Star Magazine), that Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen are going to have some pretty meager accomodations while they get their learn on at NYU:

They will be living in connecting penthouses in Greenwich Village within walking distance of their classes. One of the penthouse suites faces south, with a view of the Statue of Liberty and New York Harbor. The other will face north, with a view of the Empire State Building and midtown Manhattan.

That’s the standard package for freshmen dorms at NYU, right?

[from Star Magazine]

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Ok, we know it’s probably been said 50 times already, but the bitch is back.

Variety reported this morning that Shannen Doherty has joined the cast of Fox’s underwhelming ‘drama’, North Shore. ToGawp is still working to confirm the exact role that Doherty will inhabit, but we’re sure she’ll be a handful.

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Hottie Actress Scarlett Johansson wants to hook-up with Jake a.k.a Mr. Darko. We are guessing Benecio didn’t do it for her (wink-wink) on Oscar night with all the grey hairs and heavy old-man breathing.

Story goes that the new Hollywood couple has met on a few occasions and are thought to be a "perfect match."

A friend of the couple has told IMDb: “He’s a little younger than her usual type, but they really clicked. They both grew up in dynamic and creative families and Jake has an old head on young shoulders, just like her.”

Scarlett has made no secret of the fact that she’s looking for Mr Right: “I’m a girl in the prime of my life and I’d like to celebrate that with someone. The thing is, I’d definitely like to be in a relationship with the right person. That’s why I’m looking,” she recently said.
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Your challenge, should you choose to accept it: find a real picture (cartoons/illustrations don’t count) of a female human being who looks more strikingly beautiful than Natalie Portman looks in this picture (see left).

Please send your entries to tips@thechron.net, or post links in the comments section of this story.

Best of Luck….as far as our experts can tell, there is no correct answer. 
From the Chron

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