{ togawp } – hollywood’s secret sauce

Now I know we’re not an un-official North Shore site or anything, but damn someone needs to comment on this seasons rollercoaster episodes.
To recap these last few episodes I wanted to point out a few glaring new issues:

1. The near incarceration of Mr Booth, (For Killing his Wife)
2. Fall of the Grand Waimea, (Shooter McGavin and His chronies: Tessa/Hayley from the OC and Shannen Doherty are now the Bosses!)
3. Jason’s father almost gets murdered, and
4. Brooke Burns loses her Father and Trust fund all on the same day.

So basically, the entire show’s premise has been rewritten and almost anything is fair game. So, I want to see Hawaiian tropics competitions, hooking at the GW after dark, and basically anything else that the producers can mull up for ratings spikes. Bring it on Fox, I’m fair game.

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ToGawp has taken its time formulating any sort of Britney-Federline Wedding-related post, and now, as the dust starts to settle, we think we may have found our favorite portion of the story.

While the whole event just sounds like a hoot, what we’re really excited about is some pictures of the stylish fashions that the bridal party wore to the "reception" (not sure if a Hollywood nightclub on a Saturday night constitutes a reception, but go with it).  Check out the description of the post-wedding departure, from the New York Daily News:

…no sooner had they swapped platinum wedding bands – plain for her, with diamonds for him – then Spears quickly changed into a velour sweatsuit for the supertacky afterparty at a Hollywood nightclub.

(imagine metallic Good Fellas type Sergio Tacchini wear!)

She ordered the entire wedding party to ditch their tuxedos and dresses for loungewear outfits, some of which were emblazoned with "Pimp" and "Pimp Daddy."

We’re sure that all the ladies planning summer 2005 weddings out there are taking notes.

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Ok, so color us behind, but we’re just getting around to writing about the continuation of North Shore on Fox. And all we can say is WOWZA. Apparently the memo from the network was “sex it up–A LOT!” What was already a non-stop skinfest has actually found a way to stay within the FCC’s prudish limits, while actually revealing twice as much flesh as before. The magic formula?–the director seems to have twice as many women packed into it than the previous episodes.

Oh, and did we mention the addition of a sexy surfing three-way? That’s right–they actually found a way to sex up the show’s sex scenes–by adding another package of oiled, writhing, naked (and did we mention barely legal?) flesh to the mix.

Just when you thought you couldn’t be further tittilated, there’s the much-publicized addition of Shannen Doherty (as the proverbial “long lost half-sister”) to buoy the renewed offering What will the geniuses at Fox think of next?

Will it be enough to hold our attention? Only time and the available space on our TiVo will tell. But ToGawp salutes North Shore’s producers for giving it the old college try.

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Reports claim that “she’s so hot right now” girl Scarlett Johansson may be breaking off a slice of royalty. According to the New York Daily News, the Lost in Translation star is dating the son of Princess Michael of Kent.

Lord Frederick Windsor hosted a party for Scarlett at Kensington Palace, and even cooked dinner. As if all of this weren’t enough to make you want to kick a Palace guard in the balls, Windsor has also modelled for Burberry and was previously linked to Kate Moss.

Whatever. Scarlett’s getting stale quick; between this and the whole creepy 50-year old comment (and even creepier suggestion that she might have hooked up with Sean Connery on the set of her last movie), the luster is fading fast.

[from New Woman UK]

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Hold the press; I almost fell out of my chair when I heard this VMA after party story. The proverbial Britney-Madonna-Christina VMA Kiss of the century tribute occurred at an offsite party, where Christina Aguilera and Paris Hilton purportedly had a public make-out session. According to a New York Daily News eye witness – “[Paris] sat next to Christina, who dropped her three girlfriends and put her arm around Paris, who leaned into the crook of her neck,” Now if that isn’t enough sexual visual imagery to get you all hot and heavy…please we urge you to read on.

Another partygoer spotted the blond bombshells bonding closely, and then viewed the delicious duo “suddenly making out,” either way we’re wondering how we can get our hands on a single photo/MPEG from this 2004 VMA Tribute kiss-du-jour. Anyone? Please email us, even if you only have sketches.

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Ashley Olsen (the Twin not in rehab) is gearing up to start her freshman year at New York University, and rumor has it shes already dating an older beau!

Gawp staffers have recently heard that Ashley, 18, has been dating Restauranteur Scott Sartiano, 30, for about a month. Sartiano is most notable for his hot restaurant spot ‘Butter’, which he co-owns along with Richie Akiva.

Kudos to Ashley for successfully bagging a an older man, but don’t you want to attend Fraternity parties sometimes? You’re a friggin Freshman for Gods sake…

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Ivana Trump, one of America’s most celebrated but “Fired” divorcee, is following closely in the footsteps of her ex-husband Donald by starring in her own reality TV show. The former international Czech model will assist other likeminded aging socialite women finding love in NYC, and just to spice it up a bit: all suitors are significantly younger men. The new show will choose eight young male suitors who will compete head to head for the love and affection of a successful, and distinguished (aka: wealthier) older woman.

The Series titled “Ivana Man,” will focus on the 55 year old Ivana’s real life expertise in dating younger men, and is an attempt to teach other women how to attain a young masculine boyfriend. Well she certainly has the credentials, because Donald’s Ex is currently romantically involved with hottie Italian actor Rossano Rubicondi, who is an amazing 23 years her junior!

On a side note Donald isn’t doing too bad himself, the Apprentice Star has recently popped the question to his own 24 years junior gal – model Melania Knaus.

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Men around the globe, I am regretfully informing you that Nip/Tuck’s hot psychologist “Grace Santiago” (played by actress: Valerie Cruz) has been linked recently in real life with Robbie Williams, who’s ironically been single for the last year and a half.

The self-proclaimed British “experimental performing artist,” and struggling musician has been spotted out on the town with American Nip/Tuck television star Valerie Cruz. Valerie participated in some hot and steamy scenes on the hit series, and also stars inthe upcoming movie “Cellular” starring

According to The Sun the two hooked up after meeting at a recent party in Los Angeles, where the pair both reside. Good luck you two, despite being from different sides of the Atlantic.

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