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March 10We should have known just how big Lindsay was going to be….she had her own stalker all the way back in the pre-Mean Girls days.

MARCH
APRILApril 30Mean Girls hits theaters…ladies and gentlemen, the Lohan juggernaut has officially launched.
MAYMay 1Lohan does Saturday Night Live…seeing as Lorne and Tina had a vested interest in this one, [...]

Looks like Anna Nicole’s in the proverbial Texas poor house again; the controversial Entertainment Television stars $88 Million dollar Trust fund gets revoked.
Anna Nicole who was previously awarded $88 Million dollars in 2002 for her ludicrous marriage to then 90 year old baron J Howard Marshall II was informed she is no longer entitled to [...]

Looks like the Beckhams are fuming over the recent guests behavior at their sons christening. Posh Spice stated that the Christening of her two sons was a high point in a year of misery - but it still appeared to be a day marred by feuding.
Guest Liz Hurley defied pregnant Victoria’s request that female [...]

Stand back - Hottie lesbian Portia De Rossi (Arrested Development) and Ellen DeGeneres are sleeping together. Both women have ended their long term relationships with significant others to further the devotion to eachother.
ToGawp staffers heard the real reason for the break is that DeGeneres is now deeply in love with de Rossi, the Australian-born "Arrested [...]

Rumors here at Togawp have been swirling about that Anna Kournikova and her formerly-moled pop star boyfriend Enrique Iglesias since the two got busy in Enrique’s 2002 music video for his hit "Escape," and they have joked in the past about getting married. This time, however, it appears that there is no joke, at least [...]

If you’re one of the few people who still counts themselves in the ‘attracted to Britney Spears’ column, I think I may have found the nail in your proverbial Brit-fetish coffin:
Pop beauty Britney Spears’ smelly feet upset her fellow airplane passengers recently. The "Toxic" singer was flying from Los Angeles to New York with her [...]

Call it the Internet rumor heard ’round the world (for this week)….this week
TVgasm, then Defamer,
then pretty much everyone reported that The O.C. will feature lesbian
action between two of its characters later this season:

Not content with with the current assortment of love triangles currently
permeating the show, the writers have decided that a good way to spark [...]

Alright, get your glasses ready….we give you the new rules of engagement for The O.C. Drinking Game, Season 2:
1.) New character introduction - 1 drinkPlenty of new characters will be joining the show in the first couple weeks….why bother to find out who they are?  Just take a drink and catch up with the densely-layered [...]