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Looking forward to more nights in Paris? You’re just in luck…looks like the two previous amateur porn tapes aren’t enough publicity for this headline whore. That’s why hotel ho-ress Paris Hilton is going to be centerfold in Larry Flynt’s Hustler magazine making out with another woman.

Who cares that the pictures were snapped back in 2002, we don’t think anyone will mind. But seems to be perfect timing for good-ole Paris, considering she’s just wrapped up shooting The Simple Life 3 with her less-publicized pint-sized sidekick Nicole Richie.

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Okay Ashlee Simpson haters, finally there is a place for you to cast your vote to ban this atrocity from our national airwaves. Website StopAshlee.com has created an official online petition allowing anyone with internet access the ablity to help stop the insanity of Ashlee performing in public. Please, help clean up the airwaves, and help the FCC decide to not allow another Simpson family member from crapping up the airwaves and our lives.

We here at toGawp commend these efforts, and hope we all can one day live a Simpson Sister/Father free existence.

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Following in the footsteps of ever-so-many faded starlets, Debbie Gibson has dropped trow and bared all for a spread in the March 2005 edition of Playboy, which hits newsstands on February 11.

The nude spread will coincide (conveniently) with the release of a new single from Gibson, who is hard at work on a new album that will feature, amongst other things, a cover of the Hall & Oates song, "Rich Girl".

ToGawp’s never one to criticize one’s decision to share their initimate bits with the public at large….but we’ve got to wonder how big the Playboy reader/Debbie Gibson listener overlap is.

Debbie Does "Playboy" [E! Online]

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In a move that seems designed to rival Julia Roberts and Lyle Lovett on the all-time-odd-pair list, Keds has signed The O.C.’s Mischa Barton to be their new spokesperson, as they attempt to breathe new life into their footwear.

Probably not a terrible move by Keds–because it is true, when we think of your shoes, we think elementary schoolgirls and soccer moms.

And bravo for having the gusto to announce it this week–nothing like announcing your new spokesperson on the same week that she ventures into lesbian waters on her primetime T.V. show. to bring some excitement to an aging brand.

Mischa Barton to Represent Keds Footwear [Promo Magazine]

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Hello there TV Fans, I wanted to post a few comments about the new episode of Simple Life 3 which aired on Fox January 26th.

This first shows are getting down right annoyingly predictible and immature in our opinions. For gods sake, the opening scene is in Paris and Nicole’s million-dollar penthouse in Manhattan where a English Butler serves them coffee, and their foo-foo dogs breakfast in BED! Then the pair, hop on a public bus (the horror!) and land in a po-dunk town to join a mechanics lube-&-tune shop learning the tricks of the automotive repair business. Just imagine that, Paris and Nicole bent over the hood of a car, asking you if you need a tune-up(Yowzer)…but after stealing a police car to go get beauty supplies, their gig is busted up and they have thoroughly angered the shops proprieters. They say their good-byes and leave, to join yet another failed internship venture.

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Based on the cover of this month’s Out Magazine, it looks like Luke’s dad wasn’t the only gay one.

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Oscar winner Kevin Spacey and actress Kate Bosworth are set to star in the new "Superman" movie to be directed by Bryan Singer.

Spacey will play the superhero’s nemesis, Lex Luthor, while Bosworth will take on the role of Lois Lane, Superman’s love interest, said Hollywood Reporter.com.

Bosworth reportedly beat the likes of Claire Danes, Linda Cardellini and Michelle Monaghan for the role of Clark Kent/Superman’s plucky fellow reporter. Newcomer Brandon Routh plays Superman, a role originally played by the late Christopher Reeve. The new film is titled "Superman Returns".
[MTV]

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Sexy telephone conversations between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were the final nail in the coffin of the Hollywood hunk’s marriage to Jennifer Aniston, according to a report in News of the World.

Aniston reportedly overheard an "intimate love chat" between Pitt and Jolie when she picked up a phone extension at her Hollywood home. "Jennifer went ballistic. Brad realised it was over," a source close to the couple is quoted as saying.

The paper says the phone call was just the latest in an intense relationship with Jolie that had been going on for nearly a year.  The marriage hit the rocks when Brad and Angelina played a married couple in the film ‘Mr and Mrs Smith’ last February.

The break-up comes amid rumours that the marriage was already falling apart over starting a family."Brad never made any secret of the fact he wanted a family, but Jennifer refused, preferring to concentrate on building her movie career," a source told the tabloid.

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Hollywood couple Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston have announced that they have split up after what they describe as "much thoughtful consideration".

In a joint statement issued by Pitt’s publicist, the two actors said they had decided to formally separate after seven years together.

Pitt, 41, and Aniston, 35, were seen as Hollywood’s golden couple, with a solid marriage and successful careers.

They were married in a lavish ceremony at a Malibu estate in July 2000.

[BBC]

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The case against Wacko Jacko is a lexicon of filth, according to a new report, but the Smoking Gun editor who viewed the sleazy dossier says the Santa Barbara district attorney’s case vs. the Surgically Altered One is no slam-dunk.

Pop weirdo Michael Jackson was indicted last April of 10 felony counts alleging he sexually abused a young male fan in 2003. The trial begins later this month.

"If the harrowing and deeply disturbing allegations in these documents are true, Jackson is a textbook pedophile, a 46-year-old predator who piled children with wine, vodka, tequila, Jim Beam whiskey and Bacardi rum,” says the report at www.thesmokinggun.com, the Web site that routinely airs those court documents celebrities wish no one would ever see.
[Boston Herald]

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