Archive for June, 2005

IS ANGELINA PREGNANT WITH BRAD PITTS BABY?!?!

Stop the presses, we have recently been asked to confirm if "Angelina Jolie is pregnant?"Rumours are flying around Hollywood and Americas #1 Tabloid Star Magazine that Angelina Jolie is pregant with Brad Pitt’s baby - talk about beautiful children!
The shocking news follows months of ‘are they/aren’t they’ dating speculation. The uber-beautiful couple have [...]

HERMES ISSUES FULL APOLOGY TO DAYTIME DIVA OPRAH WINFREY

You have to be kidding, Hermes the brand of all luxury brands who sports a "closed" waiting list on their Birkin Bag has just bent over publicly in response t0 Oprah’s recent media tirade. Just in case you have no idea what we’re talking about and you were trapped on a desert island, Oprah feels [...]

TOM CRUISES PSYCHOBABBLE - MATT LAUER REVEALS SCIENTOLOGY’S BRAINWASHING!

Tom Cruise has taken this whole "robbing the cradle" escapade way too far. In a exclusive MSNBC one on one interview Cruise proclaimed to millions of Americans that "Psychiatry is a pseudo science," and began scolding Matt Laure about his beliefs in the Doctoral establishment. Cruise then went on a tirade of rhetorical banter telling [...]

JENNIFER ANISTON & VINCE VAUGHN GET ‘COZY’ ON THE SET OF “THE BREAK UP”!

Rumors Jennifer Aniston is again dating Vince Vaughn have Hollywood gossip circles buzzing with intrigue. The two were recently photographed hugging each other on the set of upcoming
movie The Break Up. We covered the two after their Valentines Day date back in February, we guess they’ve worked very diligently to keep their love under the [...]

HOLMES SAID YES - TOM CRUISE AND KATIE ENGAGED!

I guess the last 2 months have truly been "Magical" for this pair because it’s official Tom Cruise has proposed to Katie Holmes - AND SHE SAID YES!
Turns out Mr. Mission Impossible popped the question at the Eiffel Tower in Paris.
Mr. Risky Business leaked the marital news himself at a news conference sitting [...]

STAR WARS: EPISODE III - REVENGE OF THE SITH

3 stars (***)
 
This movie, while better than episodes I and II, is still
kinda boring.  George Lucas needs to wake the fuck up and realize that
he should put more Wookie battle scenes and less
intergalactic holographic conference scenes.  What is his problem?  We
don’t give a shit about the Republic Trade Federation and tax policies
and all that bullshit, [...]

HITCH

2 stars (**)
The fact that this movie is based around a "date doctor" for dorky/fat straight guys is entirely pathetic.  Y’all got eharmony.com and
match.com
and lava lounge and you STILL can’t find some desperate girl to
tolerate your ass, so you have to go and hire Will Fucking Smith to
teach you some smooth moves just to [...]

CURSED

1 star (*)

Werewolves have scared the shit out of me ever since I
saw the Michael Jackson "Thriller" video and puked all over the
place during his change into a werewolf.  It wasn’t until my college
years that I was actually able to watch the video again and face my
ultimate fear.  I even considered joining the "Starting Over" [...]

JESSICA ALBA AND HER FANTASTIC TWINS DEBUT - MTV MUSIC AWARDS

Looks like Jessica Alba came out with all her might, not only as a super hero - but also as a sexy superstar of Hollywood.
This photo taken at the MTV Music Video Red Carpet Extravaganza caught Ms. Alba bearing more than her charm, as you can see she also was seen with her beautiful [...]

D.E.B.S.

1 star (*)
 
D.E.B.S. is an anagram for Don’t Even Bother Seeing


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