Archive for June, 2005
Stop the presses, we have recently been asked to confirm if "Angelina Jolie is pregnant?"Rumours are flying around Hollywood and Americas #1 Tabloid Star Magazine that Angelina Jolie is pregant with Brad Pitt’s baby - talk about beautiful children!
The shocking news follows months of ‘are they/aren’t they’ dating speculation. The uber-beautiful couple have [...]
June 30th, 2005 | Posted in Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Paparazzi | 24 Comments
You have to be kidding, Hermes the brand of all luxury brands who sports a "closed" waiting list on their Birkin Bag has just bent over publicly in response t0 Oprah’s recent media tirade. Just in case you have no idea what we’re talking about and you were trapped on a desert island, Oprah feels [...]
June 26th, 2005 | Posted in TELEVISION | No Comments
Tom Cruise has taken this whole "robbing the cradle" escapade way too far. In a exclusive MSNBC one on one interview Cruise proclaimed to millions of Americans that "Psychiatry is a pseudo science," and began scolding Matt Laure about his beliefs in the Doctoral establishment. Cruise then went on a tirade of rhetorical banter telling [...]
June 24th, 2005 | Posted in Tom Cruise | No Comments
Rumors Jennifer Aniston is again dating Vince Vaughn have Hollywood gossip circles buzzing with intrigue. The two were recently photographed hugging each other on the set of upcoming
movie The Break Up. We covered the two after their Valentines Day date back in February, we guess they’ve worked very diligently to keep their love under the [...]
June 23rd, 2005 | Posted in Jennifer Aniston, PEOPLE, Paparazzi | 2 Comments
I guess the last 2 months have truly been "Magical" for this pair because it’s official Tom Cruise has proposed to Katie Holmes - AND SHE SAID YES!
Turns out Mr. Mission Impossible popped the question at the Eiffel Tower in Paris.
Mr. Risky Business leaked the marital news himself at a news conference sitting [...]
June 17th, 2005 | Posted in Katie Holmes, Paparazzi, Tom Cruise | No Comments
3 stars (***)
This movie, while better than episodes I and II, is still
kinda boring. George Lucas needs to wake the fuck up and realize that
he should put more Wookie battle scenes and less
intergalactic holographic conference scenes. What is his problem? We
don’t give a shit about the Republic Trade Federation and tax policies
and all that bullshit, [...]
June 9th, 2005 | Posted in Action, MOVIES | Comments Off
2 stars (**)
The fact that this movie is based around a "date doctor" for dorky/fat straight guys is entirely pathetic. Y’all got eharmony.com and
match.com
and lava lounge and you STILL can’t find some desperate girl to
tolerate your ass, so you have to go and hire Will Fucking Smith to
teach you some smooth moves just to [...]
June 8th, 2005 | Posted in Comedy, MOVIES | Comments Off
1 star (*)
Werewolves have scared the shit out of me ever since I
saw the Michael Jackson "Thriller" video and puked all over the
place during his change into a werewolf. It wasn’t until my college
years that I was actually able to watch the video again and face my
ultimate fear. I even considered joining the "Starting Over" [...]
June 7th, 2005 | Posted in Horror, MOVIES | Comments Off
Looks like Jessica Alba came out with all her might, not only as a super hero - but also as a sexy superstar of Hollywood.
This photo taken at the MTV Music Video Red Carpet Extravaganza caught Ms. Alba bearing more than her charm, as you can see she also was seen with her beautiful [...]
June 6th, 2005 | Posted in Jessica Alba, PEOPLE, Paparazzi | 4 Comments
1 star (*)
D.E.B.S. is an anagram for Don’t Even Bother Seeing
June 6th, 2005 | Posted in Comedy, MOVIES | Comments Off