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It’s official folks – according to The Sun, Angelina and Brad
are Moving in together in an  undisclosed location in Hollywood. Funniest part about the whole story, Brad and Angie still haven’t publically disclosed that they’re officially dating.
Ironically enough they’re now living down the road from Brad’s Ex. Jennifer’s Malibu home.  ToGawp has also revealed that [...]

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Don’t get anywhere near this DVD.  It will cause severe migraines,
abdominal pains, diarrhea, nausea, hepatitis A, B, and C, gonorrhea,
the common cold, dementia, menopause, west Nile virus, mad cow disease
and even that new bird flu from China.

2 stars (**)
Un4tunately Fantastic 4 is 4 kids.  When a 1 minute preview for a movie
blows, you know there’s 99 more minutes that can’t be much better.
Within the first 4 minutes there’s a pitch to a millionaire to send 4
scientists into space to fuck around with some equipment: Jessica Alba
(who still can’t act her way [...]

Rumor around tinseltown is that Tom’s Ex Nicole is about to "disappear from the limelight" - and her close friends believe it’s because she wants get away from it all and find love, and is "sick of it all"
Nicole recently told Closer magazine. “You won’t see me for a long time,”“It could be a year, [...]

Imagine: The horrors of an engagement ring that’s too big and soooo heavy that your delicate heiress fingers find it too painful to wear.
Well that’s exactly the problem that ultra-rich spioled brat heiress Paris Hilton has had to endure, doesn’t that story make you want to puke.
Paris’ fiancé Paris Latsis (however you pronounce his last [...]

We are dying over these recent photo arrivals from TheSuperficial (thanks guys), as if Tara Reid’s transition from American Pie temptress into ultimate whore with freaky nipples wasn’t evident enough, here are some pictures of her and
Paris Hilton looking slutty as ever at the VIP Room.
From the looks of
things, maybe she should have put [...]

Lindsay Lohan may have finally found true love.  The lucky guy is Lingerie Bowl founder and "21st Century Hugh Hefner" (self-anointed, via press release) Mitch Mortaza (seen here with female guests at Bill Maher’s Birthday party).
The only problem is, Lindsay has to leave town, for her Herbie: Fully Loaded European press swing.   And after last [...]

3 stars (***)
I know the whole "Brangelina" thing is a publicity stunt to promote
this movie, and while obvious, it’s still the hottest celebrity uber
couple anyone could imagine so of course we’re all interested in their
loud African sex.  Brad is always cool and even cooler since he
ditched that frigid Jennifer Aniston bitch.  Angelina has made
some pretty [...]

One thing is for certain Sharon Osbourne knows how to make that dysfunctional family a buck, and that’s no joke.
Following their extremely successful Family expose, The
Osbourne’s, the family are now going to turn the MTV made famous goth-house  into a full fledged  tourist
attraction.
One source told The Sun: “Sharon and Ozzy are becoming very
frustrated that [...]

Let it not be said that Scarlett Johansson isn’t dedicated to her craft. 
For her latest film The Island, Scarlett reportedly insisted upon being topless in a bedroom scene.  Scarlett told director Michael Bay:
"Women don’t normally sleep in a bra I can’t wake up in this scene wearing a bra, it’s ridiculous!"

Kudos to Scarlett for [...]