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All of the ToGawp staffers wanted to share some of our favorite MTV 2005 VMA "White Carpet" Award Photos, and include our ‘behind-the-scenes’ thoughts in captions. We sit here many nights dreaming of one-day handling the Mic at the live event like the VMA’s, but in the meantime we’ll settle for augmented photos, with our [...]

Welcome to the first edition of the toGawp Hollywood Skinny Gang®. This edition features the featherweights of Hollywood and their mad scramble to get into Bikini shape, and grab the Paparazzi attention.  Our editors like to nickname it the "Celebrity Eating Disorder watch," but we’re trying to portray a "classier" act than that…eh hemmm.
We’re announcing [...]

We have exclusive semi-nude photos from Heidi’s Arena Magazine Photo Spread (we guess it’s some UK mens rag). We would like to just officiall announce that Seal is one of the luckiest men alive, not only is he engaged to GQ’s Woman of the Year, but hes her childrens father as well. Way to go [...]

2.5 stars (**1/2)

I can’t believe it. I actually watched all of “Beauty Shop” and
didn’t fast forward once! That says a lot about this movie. If you
like sassy, black women and you like hairstyles then you’re
gonna LOVE “Beauty Shop.” Alicia Silverstone used to be hot and now
she looks weird, whereas Mena Suvari [...]

1 star (*)

“James Bond meets Indiana Jones” my newly bleached asshole!!! They should be sued for false advertising just for putting
a fake-ass quote like that on the packaging. Matthew is just some southern bisexual hippie who smoked some pot and sucked the right cock. Penelope Cruz, you took over the role of [...]

3 stars (***)
Alright, alright. I know this was supposed to be the biggest bomb of the summer, which is exactly why I wanted to see it, but honestly it’s not that bad. Sure it’s entirely overdone, but it’s Michael Bay material so what do you expect? It’s better than Fantastic 4, I [...]

4 stars (****)

I don’t give many movies 4 stars and this one doesn’t necessarily blow your mind but I’m only giving it that rating because it’s made so much better than any shitty American glossy magazine-looking waste of time I’ve seen the past few years. I want people to see this movie so they [...]

2 stars (**)
Dear Debbie Messing, stick to sitcoms. That is where you were raised and that is where you shall remain. The silver screen is not flattering to your face, and there’s no laugh track in movies, so you’re not funny anymore, so there. I know everyone says you’re a bitch but [...]

3 stars (***)

While better than “The Wedding Date” it’s still just another brainless and predictable wedding themed romantic comedy. This one seems like it was clearly geared more towards gay guys given the Jane Fonda vs. Jennifer Lopez boxing bout-style poster ads all over LA.  There is also a gay best friend with witty quips [...]

2 stars (**)
I hate Kung Fu.  This movie plays up the comedy but is still pretty
violent at parts.  Some of the effects and fights are creative but
there’s only so many times I can watch an Asian person digitally flip
through the air and still be entertained by it.  Kung Fu is for 7th
graders, just like "punk [...]