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Yeah, I chose to classify this movie as “Horror” instead of “Family” and if you see it you’ll agree with me and the board who rated is PG-13. I’m not going to say if it’s better or worse than the previous movies cuz they’re all different: the first one is all Christopher Columbus family [...]

Are we done with the whole superhero thing yet? I guess not, since Superman is coming out and Spiderman 3, and X-men 3 and so on and so forth. Well at least the characters in this movie are all new, which means there’s no pressure on them to live up to a comic [...]

Tom Cruise is crazy - we all know that now; but this recent purchase is really over the top (downright freaky in our opinions). So it’s true, nut job Tom Cruise bought Katie a personal Sonogram Machine!  It’s probably similar to these 4D Fetal Imaging systems from GE (we did a little research).
So is this [...]

Kelly Osbourne’snot a happy (slightly larger than you find in it’s natural habitat) bunny.
She’s accused Paris Hilton’s boyfriend, Greek billion-heir Stavros Niarchos, of ruining her 21st birthday party in Las Vegas.
Stavros
– not to be confused with the corpulent boss of EasyJet and other
tangerine-coloured companies – got a bit giddy at the bash last week,
and started [...]

This movie was directed by some random Persian guy by the name of John S. Rad. He started this film in the late 70’s and wasn’t able to complete it until the mid 90’s…and it shows. It is almost completely incoherant and the music, composed by Mr. Rad himself, is a priceless soundtrack [...]

Holy shit you guys, this is the best R n’ B/ Soap Opera/ Musical creation ever. It’s 12 chapters of pure drippy sexy R. Kelly bliss. He sings every character in this overlapping octogon of infidelity. The graphics are shitty, the lyrics are hilarious, the acting is overdramatic and the whole thing [...]

I guess this is just for the people who lived through it. Some rich bitch gets kidnapped in the bay area by some revolutionary group and they brain-wash her into becoming a part of their political extreme activist club and they all rob a bank and move to LA and get shot up and [...]

Martha
Stewart has been fired.
NBC has
elected not to renew the domestic diva’s version of The Apprentice for a second
season.The
Apprentice: Martha Stewart has been putting up less than impressive ratings
since its Sept. 21 premiere, averaging j
ust 6.8 million viewers each week, per
Nielsen Media Research.
In an
effort to snare viewers not already hooked on ABC’s Lost, Stewart’s Apprentice
was moved [...]

The fruit-loop – name Peter Braunstein – is a former journalist turned
psycho who’s been obsessed with the 31-year-old supermodel for far too
long.
Branded the ‘fire fiend’ and a ‘sex sicko’ in the US,
Braunstein is currently on the run after subjecting a woman to a
13-hour assault after breaking into her flat and tying her up.
Alarm bells started [...]

LOS ANGELES - Actress Brooke Burns was hospitalized after diving
into her backyard pool and hitting her head, her agent said Monday.
Burns broke a bone in her neck and required “minor surgery,” said Paradigm spokeswoman Jennifer Glassman.
The
former “Baywatch” star and host of “Dog Eat Dog” has been hospitalized
since Friday, Glassman said. She is expected to be [...]