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Holy shit, this movie is fuckin’ great. Sure the repetitive footage of Timothy doing take after take to perfect his ideal nature show gets tedious but it’s definately worth it. Watching his crazy ass romp around with wild foxes and bears and play with hot, bear shit is completely out of control and amazing, so you have to see it! I thought it would be all overly dramatic and self-celebratory but it isn’t and it’s fuckin’ great! This guys is so nutzo that after allegedly losing out to the role of “Woody” on the TV show “Cheers” he goes into a downward spiral and pretends to be an Australian surfer in Venice Beach, the he becomes obsessed with bears and decides to live with them every summer, year after year. He gets to know the bears and names them gay ass names like “Mr. Chocolate” and “Freckles” and “The Grinch” and he talks to them and plays with them and starts to think he’s one of them. I also love how, after coming across as the gayest nature lover ever, he proclaims his heterosexuality and whines about how being gay would be so easy because all he would have to do is find a public bathroom to hook up with another guy…fuckin asshole! This movie is entirely worth seeing though. It’s fascinating and hilarious and if you don’t like it you can feed me to the bears yourself.

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Flightplan (aka PanicPlane) wasn’t all that bad. I’ll admit, I’m a sucker for thrillers, but this one is actually decent. Yeah Jodie Foster is just rehashing Panic Room on a plane, and that film is obviously superior because it was directed by David Fincher and Jared Leto has hilarious corn rows and all but Flightplan can hold it’s own. Peter Sarsgard is the gayest “straight” guy I’ve ever seen, Jodie Foster is a blatant lesbian, and Erica Christiansan is a total Scientologist, so this makes for an interesting ensemble. There is some great post 9-11 suspense going on though and I was totally into it. Is she crazy? Is it the Arabs fault? What’s happening?! Is Jodie the crazy terrorist or is she totally right about her missing daughter?! Sidebar: Does anyone else love the beginning of the year when all the shitty ass thrillers come out in theaters, like “Firewall” and “When A Stranger Calls” and that Sam Jackson/ Julianne Moore thing? All the crappy movies that were made and shelved by studios 3 years prior get released and instantly fade away, I love it! Anyway, Panicplane is pretty decent so I definately reccomend it for a thriller fan’s rental.

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This is downright bizarre and I have chills running down my arms typing these words – Liza Minelli’s ex David Gest and 90’s rap star Da Brat hang out and kiss late Thursday night (1.26.06) I just vomited in a bucket…I think.

They make one strange couple. [hr]

Click Here to read more to see them kiss – watch your eyes, they may burn after seeing this disgusting Public Display of Affection!

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Fox Interactive Media President, Ross Levinson, announced a planned web
based talk show starring Stewie Griffin (voiced by creator Seth
McFarlane).

Based on the popularity of the Family Guy profile on myspace, Fox
thinks Stewie is a great idea for web entertainment and hope to launch
the show soon on the Fox website and other Fox owned web entities.

Since Family Guy debuted in 1999, the show has attracted an
impressively large and loyal following of devoted fans and has sold
more than 3MM combined units on DVD, making it the fourth-largest TV
series seller ever. [gs]

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News around Hollywood and in the UK from friends is that Kate Beckinsale fears her daughter’s
upcoming birthday party may be a disaster, because it may be up to par with Hollywood standards.

The Underworld actress’ daughter Lily turns seven next
Tuesday and the British sex symbol is worried she won’t be able to
organise an extravagant party to match the ones Lily often attends as a
guest.

Beckinsale explains, “In England, when I was a child, you’d get
maybe a plate of jam sandwiches and some poor guy who wants to be an
actor, pretending to be a clown.

“Here (in Hollywood), they have like the final scene from Grease
with the ferris wheel – and John Travolta is actually there. They go
completely mad.

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Richard Hatch, who won $1 million in the debut season of the reality
show "Survivor," was found guilty Wednesday of failing to pay taxes on
his winnings and taken straight to jail.

Although he appeared in a few Survivor All Star episodes, Mr. Hatch has found little success off the Island, and in Hollywood. In fact his old buddy Peter Lance wrote a expose about Richard called "Stingray: The lethal Tactics of the Sole Survivor".

We are all guessing Mr. Hatch won’t be voted of his current Island (Federal Penintentary) but will wish he could be. Being a man of his sexual choice, isn’t very conducive in a Jail-type of setting, neither is nude sunbathing.

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OMFG – Kevin Federline (K.Fed) should definitely stick to his day job of banging WT Britney Spears, chatting on Myspace with hot babes (actually old men) all day, and smoking his security guards weed.

This is absolutely the worst wannabe music student crap-ola we’ve heard since Hillary Duff
stated she doesn’t have veneers!

Here’s his thoghts on how he came up with the name via. Access Hollywood

Definitions of ‘PopoZao‘:
1. Large, voluptuous ass, in Brazilian Portuguese. Should be written with a ~ over the A
2. A dirty talentless leech that sponges off his baby’s mama
    i.e.: "I gots me a record deal from PopoZaoin’ britney spears in the ass"
3. To have everything in the world handed to you, despite neither
deserving nor earning any of it and then throwing it away, all while
ruining other’s lives.

So, enjoy the cheesy video link, but we’re warning you to keep the mute button very, very close by – and a empty bucket. [j]

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I saw this forever ago and forgot to review it. It’s really good, except they obviously had a hard time trying to age Jake Gyllenhal believably, so they just slapped a mustache on him and called it a day…or “called it a gay” I guess. Instead of Jack Twist looking 30 or 40 something, he looks more like a drag king, and I couldn’t help but laugh. Soundtrack Sidebar: Why the fuck do you people like Rufus “nepotism” Wainwright?! He is so whiney and boring, is it just the fact that he’s an openly gay singer? I think he’s horribly ugly, and entirely pretentious. His dad handed him a singing career on a platter, so what are his white, whiney songs about? “Elton John Is My New Favorite Friend”? “I’ll Never Be Skinny Enough”? “Someday I’ll Be The Fiercest”? Fuck you.

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Word on the street is that Ms. Hiltons publicists are trying to pay-off a Hawaiian
taxi-driver who claims that Hilton urinated in his cab.

Harden Jamison told the press that Ms. Hilton was too intoxicated to notice she’d wet herself when he
picked her and boyfriend Stavros Niarchos up after a party on Maui.

The cabbie claims he mopped up the mess with a towel and
plans to use Hilton’s own DNA as evidence against her. Jamison has gone
public with his story after getting threatened by Hilton’s heavies, who
offered him $200 for the towel. He says: "They were all drunk and
abusive. I kicked them out and flagged down a cop." A Hilton spokesman
denies the incident.

Why is it when the words "drunk" and "urine" appear together in a
story, you immediately think of the word "Paris"?

If STDs could walk away, Hawaii would be a wash in betadine antiseptic… [Superficial]

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The "King Kong" hottie showed up to the Vanity Fair party Sunday night at L.A.’s Sunset Tower Hotel without boyfriend Liev Schreiber and was overheard asking "where are the single guys!"

Look out Hollywood because if this Blonde beauty is newly single, there could be a lot of King Kong’esque home wrecking in store for Ms. Watts in 2006. [nyp]

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