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Gawp Movies correspondent Brett Sweat checks in with a "celebrity" sighting from Los Angeles:

Paris Hilton was spotted early evening on President’s Day (February 20) at giant, indie record
store, Amoeba Music in Hollywoood, CA. 
Cloaked in an obviously
"inconspicuous-yet-notice-me!" outfit consisting of an overly-bedazzled pink
hoodie, pink Uggs, grey sweats with a blue mini skirt and giant sunglasses [...]

What the fuck is this movie about?! Again, here I am, trying to catch up on what the elder-gays define as mandatory viewing and again, here I am, totally lost as to what the fuck I’m watching. Some drunk-ass, pretty girl in NYC pretending to be a socialite to win over a hot [...]

So I guess I’m starting to feel the pressure of my superiors and I’m trying to catch up with my gayness and watch all the “gay classics”, Mommie Dearest being at the top of my list. But just so you know, loving Mommie Dearest is part of the previous generation’s gay contract, and not [...]

Holy fuckin shit you guys, a shitty 80’s movie about high school band majorettes who are being murdered by some maniac who uses their own majorette batons to kill them?! (that’s the description, but upon viewing he has only used a knife thus far, and the high schoolers are blatently 30-something.) The cover art [...]

Sam Mendes directed American Beauty and Road To Perdition so everyone expected greatness out of Jarhead. Other than the beautiful cinematography and “Now That’s What I Call The 90’s!” soundtrack, it’s just ok. Jake Gylenhaal dancing to “OPP” by Naughty By Nature, wearing nothing buy a Santa hat on his head and a [...]

Also a nod to Wallace & Gromit for being 1 of the 3 Academy Award nominated films for Best Animated Feature that isn’t computer animated. Don’t get me wrong, I love me some good CGI (Appleseed, Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within, Polar Express in 3D Imax only! and yes it’s terrifying but even more [...]

Sounds like everyone’s favorite socialite might be single once again.  Our friends at Glitz is Glam are reporting that Stavros Niarchos has left Paris Hilton, this time for good.
Paris’s reps say the two are still in love, but provided few details beyond that.  Meanwhile, Paris was seen in Miami with record producer Scott Storch last [...]

From Glitz is Glam:

TMZ has just unveiled a video of Britney Spears leaving the Malibu Urgent Care Center on Monday.
This is not the first time that Britney has reported “stomach
cramps”. Last September, she went to a Santa Monica hospital
complaining of the same ailment.
You would think with STOMACH CRAMPS and trips to the ER she would
put [...]

Brad and Angelina kiss in public,  and it’s caught on camera by Extra!
Thanks YouTube

So Phil tells me I look like Karl Urban, who co-stars in this movie with The Rock. I think Karl is way hotter so I’ll take that as a compliment, thanks Phil! Otherwise, this movie is like a really boring Aliens rip-off. I remember playing the video game on my computer in [...]