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This is too much fun, one of our talented staffers has "re-purposed" the Chevrolet Apprentice Commercial Generator into a full-fledged MTV Films style paparazzi promo production!
Without further delay, we’d like to introduce Chevrolets latest commercial promotion for the 2007 Tahoe featuring:Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton in "The Quest for More Blow"

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This movie is great. You’ve got Viggo Mortensen fuckin shit up, Maria Bello running around, Ed Harris being creepy with a milky eye, William Hurt…doing something worthy of an Oscar nod, and some hard ass action scenes. A History of Violence is definitely violent and bloody, but even the sex scenes are violent! [...]

I like horror movies but I”m not the typical gay who’s obsessed with all horror films. I am very particular. I like a lil’ gore, but prefer suspense n’ terror over blood n’ guts. The Descent is a British horror film which is basically like 28 Days Later but underground and with chicks. [...]

This movie was so confusing I was either too drunk to comprehend it or it made me FEEL like I was too drunk to understand what the hell was going on. I think I got the basic concept, but still, I won’t ever care to watch it again so I guess I’ll never know! [...]

WAITING = 1 star *
So this is supposed to be like Clerks but at a restaurant. Or an extension of Jennifer Aniston’s environment at her TGIFridays-esque job in Office Space, only in Waiting it’s called Shenanigans! If you’ve ever been a waiter, or worked at a restaurant then you might get a kick [...]

EXCLUSIVE: A well-lubricated Tara Reid was seen outside of Dennis Rodman’s Newport Beach house on Wednesday morning, paying off a local resident after slamming into their car.
According to our eyewitness, Ms. Reid’s "pupils were clearly dialated, fow what reason I don’t know." After exiting their respective vehicles, Tara told the owner of the other [...]

Were you upset by the photos circulating last week of her and a certain glass smoking device? Lindsay felt it best "blow" the photo off everyone’s mind. The only real question we have is did she cut it in a white  "V" in honor of Wilmer? [hahaha]

I’m not captivated by Uma Thruman’s tallness, or gigantic hands or montrous feet. Meryl Streep is great but is playing a NYC Jewish mother in this movie so it feels like you’re watching Coffee Talk with Linda Richman on SNL. The random lead guy is hot though. The previews for this movie made it look [...]

DOMINO = 2 stars **

Everyone trashed on this movie, and yeah, it’s pretty aweful so I’ve got a lot to say about it. I’m not a fan of that overstylized, over-color treated, over edited type of movie that will no doubt induce a massive migraine and/or projectile vomit cuz it makes you feel like you’re [...]

Part 3 in my “catching up with the gay classics” trilogy (including Mommie Dearest and Breakfast at Tiffany’s), I probably liked this one the best. Don’t get me wrong, Mommie Dearest is great but there was so much screaming in it I had to put it on mute multiple times. I know most of you [...]