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Hello, I am Brett Sweat. I started reviewing movies because I had so much to say about them. My friends started reading these reviews and passing them on to their friends. With the popularity of internet rentals and rapid turnover of films from theatrical to dvd release, I felt a responsibility to absorb all the [...]

George Lucas, who is known to coddle to his children’s every wishes and needs, will be releasing a fourth prequel to the Star Wars saga. They simply demanded more Jar Jar Binks. Lucas set out to assemble the cast to continue the story, post Anakin as Vadar. This venture [...]

Has anyone gotten a good look at Hilary Duff lately? I don’t mean to get all pedophile…oh hell! Sure I do! But damn, she is looking hot! Sure, not long ago she was the Disney tween queen with her bubblegum hits, cherry gloss smile and her so sugary sweet ya get a toothache, films [...]

Kevin Federline premiered his vocal talents at his cd listening party at Pure nightclub in Vegas. Apparently, mishaps were aplenty at this feast for the ears. During his performance, one club goer hung herself with a waiter’s dish towel, more fights broke out than in one episode of “Prison Break,” a woman disemboweled herself with [...]

So J.Lo is on the lamb with her daughter cuz she killed the father of her child in a car accident and now her abusive boyfriend is after her. So she decideds to seek obvious refuge at her dead husband’s father’s ranch in Montana or somewhere near there. It’s a small hic town [...]

Slither makes you think of snakes, but this movie is about slugs and there was already a 70’s horror movie about worms called “Squirm” so I guess they didn’t have a choice. They could’ve called it “Slugs!” but whatever. I didn’t even want to see this movie but 4 friends dragged me so [...]

I used to like Jennifer Aniston….like 8 years ago when I still watched “Friends”. Now I think she’s a frigid bitch with canceled TV show, a history of shitty movies, too many failed nose jobs, and an over-publicized divorce which is her own fault for not wanting to make babies with a hot-ass movie [...]

Holy boring, Batman! I like Juaquine, but we all know I’m not a fan of Crabface Witherspoon. He was good and all. Looks like Johnny. Sounds like Johnny, etc. But I’m not a Johnny Cash fan, other than the song “Ring of Fire” and that video for “Hurt”. I [...]

URGENT: {togawp} is looking for writers to try out in our Gossip Writer Talent Hunt 2006.
This will be a paid positions a-la Gawker and Weblogs, Inc. (low paying, but massive exposure to whoever wins - {togawp} approx. 10K visitors daily!)
We don’t have any intention of letting go of the reigns of this Gossip Battlestar [...]