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Britney’s flapping her gums about moving back to the yee-haw state of Louisiana.
So I wonder, in this populated town that has fewer folk than my high school, what kind of Deliverance type shenanigans can the Spears clan get themselves into?

Britney will be sure to win the hog caller contest, Kevin will knock-up the local DQ [...]

It’s not that this article is that funny or…that interesting but I’m just happy to post pictures on my favorite Duff, Hils.
In a recent article Hilary Duff said she doesn’t have any patience for back stabbing friends.
She said: “They would lie to me and I’d keep catching them and finally I thought: ‘Why am I [...]

I’m excited about Tranformers but I’m not sure if I’m excited about this trailer. Being a teaser, it means it shows you a whole lotta nuthin. And after seeing the Spider-Man 3 kick-ass trailer, this one is pretty meh.
Watch and cross your fingers that the next one will be a little more Decepticon [...]

On a day at the beach Coco Arquette Cox decided to show off her mom’s…assets.

It’s not like I’ve spent any time thinking about Courtney’s Cox’s breasts…but who am I to look a gift horse in the mouth?

Personally, I think Coco was in cahoots with the photographer hiding behind the sand castle.
Can you blame Coco [...]

I freakin’ loved it! I caught the midnight showing at the Imax in 3-D, which was awesome. If you have the opportunity to see it that way take advantage of it.
Sure, we had to wait in line for a good hour for the sold out show but it was well worth it to [...]

Britney gives Harper’s Bazaar an interview where she talks about life, her pregnancy, blah, blah, blah…boobies! I see, one, two…two of those milky teets. What more is needed to be knowned?
Oh yeah, her last name is Spears.

I would normally disregard this is poppycock and balderdash, since I regard Jessica Biel as a goddess amongst us mere mortals. But considering the source I fear I cannot.

Two weeks ago at the Gap in Beverly Hills, Jessica Biel threw out all the patrons of the Gap in order that she may shop alone [...]

Um, hi, what I want to know is why was it that I was having a lousy ass time at the Abbey while Erin Daniels and Kate Moennig were whooping it up a few blocks away at Normandy Room in LA?

I mean, holy stars and garters, I would have ditched the people I was with [...]

Catch a first look at an Autobot CGI test on ifilm, ma bitches!

Check out the first teaser trailer of the wall crawler in his new black suit along with a glimpse of the Sandman.
Nothing like Sony trying to promote their superhero franchise the same same day as you can catch the first showing of Superman. But hey, why not ride the tails of the red cape [...]