{ togawp } – hollywood’s secret sauce

I figured it was only a matter of time before N’Sync memeber Lance Bass confessed to his homosexuality. Yes, a guy from a boy band is gay! Imagine that. He likes to sing and dance and he’s GAY! So weird. (note sarcasm)

I can only imagine the poor boy bothered to come out only due to a constant harassment/stalking by the Queen of Media, Perez Hilton. I don’t buy half of what that puffy sausage boy Perez says and when he is right about something he’s as guiles as Joan Rivers sinking into his intended target with teeth and fangs.

Lance is presently in a stable relationship with 32-year-old actor Reichen Lehmkuhl, winner of season four of CBS’ Amazing Race.”

Lance explains why he didn’t come out earlier. “I knew that I was in this popular band and I had four other guys’ careers in my hand, and I knew that if I ever acted on it or even said (that I was gay), it would overpower everything.”

From everything that I’ve read and seen of Lance he seems like a super nice guy and hopefully now that he’s outted himself the media will give the boy some peace and let him enjoy his relationship and be himself.

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Kirsten Dunst and Bryce Dallas Howard promoted Spider-Man 3 this past Saturday at the San Diego Comic Con.

I don’t think it’s too hard to interpret the feelingss of the two lovely ladies vying for Peter Parker’s attention.

Kirsten reprises her roll as Mary-Jane while Bryce plays Spidie’s new love interest, Gwen Stacey.

All I can say…is as long as there’s a vat of Jell-O nearby, I’m game.

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I had every intention of seeing Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby and it made it all the more sweet when I noticed Leslie Bibb on the cover of Stuff magazine promoting the film.

I think Will Ferrell is a genius and anyone who thinks otherwise, I will fight you where you stand! Leslie Bibb was on freakin’ Popular which puts her in rockstar status in my book. And if you weren’t into that show it’s best you keep that to yourself because I will just think you’re freakin’ stupid.

The article in Stuff itself was pretty funny since Leslie interviewed as her character, Ricky Bobby’s trophey wife, instead of herself. So, in essence, these Stuff magazine photos are all pretty much a spoof which makes it all the more funny.

I must say, that I am pleased that the mighty Will Ferrell would choose a normal woman for the cast and not some sex puppet or brainless blonde. I’m getting rather tired of the vapid, surgically enhanced, talentless poptarts that we are forced to watch in every form of media.

Leslie is purrrre magic!!!

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I’m not really a fan of Blur but I dig this remix of Girls and Boys. Give it a click and do a little chair dance, yo!

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There’s nothing like a little bit of The Hoff to get your day started off just right!

Although I’m a huge fan of his vidie Jump In My Car, I think I would have to say Hooked On A Feeling is beyond words.

I have to meet whomever directed this video. Anyone who uses the words Ooga Chakka in the lyrics, dresses The Hoff like an Eskimo and has dachshunds frolicking in a field holds a special place in my heart.

And the fact that Hoff is going along with the mad director’s ideas with no question just adds to the sheer magic.

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I wouldn’t have believed it if I hadn’t actually seen it myself but there’s a new TMNT movie…and it looks pretty good.

It’s being put out by Warner Bros and is in CG. It has a very The Batman look about it…which doesn’t surprise me since it’s put out by the same studio.

It will be nice to see an animated action movie out there other than that Titan A.E. piece of crap. Here’s to hoping studios will take a chance on an unused medium.

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For all you hipsters and lounge lizards, Bitter:Sweet is the cool new band on the block. Maybe you caught a listen of them in the Devil Wears Prada or will this week on Entourage.

Grab your martini shaker, poor a cocktail and slide back in your leather easy-chair and give Bitter:Sweet a listen.

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I think I’m going to go cry in my bowl of spilt milk. Paris Hilton comments to TMZ about her reaction to what some of the readers have to say about her in an impromptu interview.

I almost felt bad for her…but then I remembered the way she parades herself around in public half-naked, goads her friend into calling Linds Firecrotch and likes to whore herself in front of the public eye.

I don’t know. Maybe she’s not the slut people make her out to be but you don’t see people calling Natalie Portman a two-bit whore. Mmmm, but that could be because Nat is extremely talented and decided to fit a Harvard degree into her schedule and is famous for doing things other than porn or her dad being rich. Just a guess.

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Justin Timberlake appears on the cover of GQ this month and talks about being a celebrity in Hollywood, his ex, Miss Britney and current, Miss Diaz.

Justin’s just a dude. He’s not some narcissistic bastard, he doesn’t constantly talk about what a “great” guy he is and he certainly isn’t some mo’ trying to convince the public he’s straight by totting around some Barbie. He’s a Southern boy whose Mama dun taught him right.

Even though he is estranged from Britney he had very positive and nice things to say about her.

When asked about her current demise and their breakup, he refused to gloat. “I mean, at the end of the day, it’s like, be a man. You know? Some shit happened, it wasn’t good, but be a man.”

Unlike the majority of the celebs you see in the tabloids Justin takes his career seriously. “I didn’t want to be ‘that guy from the Boy Band.’ I didn’t want to be that guy who was just, like, famous for being famous. I didn’t want to be the guy who dates girls in the tabloids. I had to fight harder for my respect, for my credibility.”

I guess you could say that Justin started out like other celebs, “being in high school” but decided he’d rather be a man.

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I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. I heard not one but two disheartening tidbits of news today.

1) K-Fed is putting his debut album, Playing With Fire on hold to record a duet with Britney.

2) K-Fed will be performing at the Teen Choice Awards.

Damn, I just threw up in my mouth again. Um, I somehow doubt that doing a duet with his preggers wife is going to help his record sales all that much. And I can certainly say it will not bode well for her career. My hopes for her having a comeback seem to be going down with the Titanic.

Normally the MTV Movie Awards and the Teen Choice Awards are the only two awards show I enjoy…until now. I’m sorry but I think I may have to boycott Nickelodeon for a while for that heinous decision.

All I have to say is I better not here another negative word from that worthless blighter about his lovely wife, Miss Spears. She’s nothing but bent over backwards for that douche and risked her own career and self to take a chance on that thankless ex car washer.

The dude seriously needs to try a slice of humble pie and wash it down with a cup of gratitude. Prick! Hate him much? Maybe.

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