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Former movie star and current monied, vigilante freedom fighter Bruce Willis is offering a million-dollar bounty
for the head of Osama bin Laden or his top lieutenants. This selfless
act of patriotism should bring no attention to his current acting
projects whatsoever.

Bruce take some advice: go buy a new chic hotel or a new tapas bar, your money should stay out of the bloody mercenary business – you dumb bloak!
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Ok, we’ve made no secret over the fact that this year’s O.C. has been far inferior to last season’s 27-episode masterpiece (yes, we use that term lightly).   It’s not like we don’t understand–with all of the praise from everyone during last season’s surprising rise to "minor cultural phenomenon" status, it would be hard for anyone to not phone Season 2 in.  All those piles of blow and hookers aren’t going to do themselves, after all.

But like a beacon of light beaming out from the Newport Beach lighthouse, this latest bit of news provides us with a glimmer of hope for our formerly-beloved O.C.–even if it doesn’t promise to come until NEXT season.

Our friends at TVGasm bring us this juicy tidbit about a future guest appearance on The O.C.:

A little trip to the IMDB.com reveals that none other than Demi Moore
will be guest starring on season three’s big premiere. She is credited
as playing Joan Roberts, who we’ll assume is either Summer’s never-seen
stepmother, or better yet, her never-seen birth mother. I’m sure the
writers will gladly make a "step-monster" joke — if only because
Summer’s favorite term was first coined by, you guessed it, Demi Moore
in "St. Elmo’s Fire." The possibilities for self-referential humor are
endless.

That’s right–Demi and Rachel.  It may not go down until November, but teenage boys everywhere are already prepping their TiVo’s pause button in anticipation.

[from TVGasm via Defamer]

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