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COLIN FARRELL SEX TAPE RELEASED!

Juhbuh McGillicutty — Thu, 12 Jan 2006 21:24:00 +0000

The Website DirtyColin.com, purporting to sell footage
from an explicit sex tape Farrell made with former Playboy
Playmate Nicole Narain, was shut down Tuesday for violating a court
order blocking release of the 15-minute video.

DirtyColin.com was inaccessible for much of the day, presumably due to
heavy traffic after word spread via the blogosphere that the
controversial tape was available online. Another Website,
IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com, posted what it claimed were video stills of
the Alexander star and his then girlfriend in action.

"Colin tried to stop us from showing you this," the latter
site wrote. "Well, here it is anyways." Later in the day, the site
amended its post to say that the video was no longer available.

The footage, selling for $14.95, was apparently removed at
the behest of the Farrell camp.

"A Website
attempting to distribute an unauthorized tape of Colin Farrell was shut
down today," the Irish actor’s publicist, Danica Smith, said in a
statement. "Mr. Farrell will take legal action against anyone who tries
to distribute this tape." [Y!]

CLICK HERE TO WATCH THE COLIN FARREL SEX VIDEO FOR FREE!

ALEXANDER’S COLIN FARRELL STORMS PARIS (HILTON)

Brock Strongo — Tue, 30 Nov 2004 18:40:29 +0000

You had to see this coming–an ABC crew following Paris Hilton around spied the heiress with none other than Alexander himself, Colin Farrell.

Apparently someone failed to explain the concept clearly to Colin–having sex with Paris only helps your movie if the movie is actually about having sex with Paris Hilton. Her powers of publicity are useless for promoting badly-dyed, bisexually-charged, overbudget action spectacles.

Of course the real news of this union may come on the Six Degrees of Separation front, as Gawker so astutely pointed out:

Now everyone in Hollywood has fucked each other via no more than 3 degrees of separation.

Alexander conquers Paris [Gatecrasher - N.Y. Daily News]

COLIN FARRELL AS “BAD” AS HITLER? NOT QUITE…

Juhbuh McGillicutty — Fri, 16 Jul 2004 21:41:05 +0000

Looks like Mr. Farrell has managed to throw his image in the gutter once again. According to a recent interview in which Colin stated "I use bad language and I have casual sex and a few beers and all of a sudden I’m a bad boy. But I know I’m not. Hitler was a bad boy.”

Listen up Colin Farrell has spoken out about his label as the "bad boy" of Hollywood, but of all time? Does this Napoleonic complex ridden Irish trouble-maker really want to compare his “bad language, casual sex” and excessive beer drinking to one of the worlds War crimes? We don’t think so, next time Colin we’re recommending that you keep away from genocidal war criminal affiliations to boost your "bad boy" status. Cheers…

“It doesn’t take make to cause a fuss. I got the title already. Just by proxy to Ireland. You’re Irish in Los Angeles and you drink a couple of pints and you’re considered f***ing edgy. It doesn’t take much to be a bad boy.

Well, you’re right about that Colin.
From NewWoman Magazine

DID COLIN FARRELL USE A STUNT DONG?

Juhbuh McGillicutty — Thu, 24 Jun 2004 05:03:08 +0000

There has been BIG talk around town this week about Colin Farrell and his, uh, performance, in the upcoming A Home At The End Of The World….most notably, the size of his package in a full-frontal nude scene. First, the UK’s Sun reported of "gasps" in the audience, when Colin’s manhood was exposed in its full, uncut glory on screen. Of course, some, like Defamer quickly identified the PR flack nature of the Sun’s (bastion of journalism that it is) "story". Then we got reports from other witnesses to the bare flesh revealed at the screening–

I saw "A Home…" at a press screening two months ago. As the editor of a nat’l gay men’s mag at the time, you bet my guest and I were somewhat overwhelmed when we saw Colin’s meat literally precede him out of the bedroom in the aforementioned nixed shot. Of course, I was on the phone with all of my crony gay mag editor friends the next day gossiping about it, because there was something that just wasn’t right. You have to understand, we’ve seen a lot of cock. Not to get into the gory details, but a penis just doesn’t usually move the way his wagged (or, rather, didn’t) when he walked down the hall. The verdict was it was most definitely fluffed. That, or, we wouldn’t have been surprised if the Colin PR machine insisted on a little low-budget CG "enhancement." Plus, what is he, like 5′5"? Of course it’ll look big.

Is Colin Farrell using a stunt cock? For now, only Colin, Britney, Angelina, and an unconfirmed number in the hundreds/thousands can say.

[from The Sun UK, Fleshbot, and Defamer]