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Hollywood has officially announced actors Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher were married Saturday, after a two-year-long dating relationship.

We guess the 15 year age gap wasn’t an issue afterall, and word is the two finally tied the knot and made thier life-long vows among 100 of their closest friends.

Moore, (42) and Kutcher, (27) could not be reached for comment (they don’t care about togawp staffers), but Us Weekly and People reported
on their websites that the couple were married at a "private location" in
Beverly Hills.

FUnny thing is, we knew it all along. If you recall last month the pair scoffed off rumors of their wedding by "laughing off marriage rumors".

We wonder if Willis said his trademark "Yippie Kay Yay Mother F**ker," to Kutcher when he gave his nuptials.

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Ok, we’ve made no secret over the fact that this year’s O.C. has been far inferior to last season’s 27-episode masterpiece (yes, we use that term lightly).   It’s not like we don’t understand–with all of the praise from everyone during last season’s surprising rise to "minor cultural phenomenon" status, it would be hard for anyone to not phone Season 2 in.  All those piles of blow and hookers aren’t going to do themselves, after all.

But like a beacon of light beaming out from the Newport Beach lighthouse, this latest bit of news provides us with a glimmer of hope for our formerly-beloved O.C.–even if it doesn’t promise to come until NEXT season.

Our friends at TVGasm bring us this juicy tidbit about a future guest appearance on The O.C.:

A little trip to the IMDB.com reveals that none other than Demi Moore
will be guest starring on season three’s big premiere. She is credited
as playing Joan Roberts, who we’ll assume is either Summer’s never-seen
stepmother, or better yet, her never-seen birth mother. I’m sure the
writers will gladly make a "step-monster" joke — if only because
Summer’s favorite term was first coined by, you guessed it, Demi Moore
in "St. Elmo’s Fire." The possibilities for self-referential humor are
endless.

That’s right–Demi and Rachel.  It may not go down until November, but teenage boys everywhere are already prepping their TiVo’s pause button in anticipation.

[from TVGasm via Defamer]

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According to American mag In Touch, insiders at the Kabbalah Centre in New York claim the Hollywood couple secretly tied-the-knot about a month ago.

“One person currently studying Kabbalah says she was informed during a recent class that Demi and Ashton had wed during an hour-long ceremony.”

Rumor has it that Demi, 43, and Ashton Kutcher, 26, will reveal their married status to pals at a party later this year.

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