Carlos Mencia gets pwn3d hard, and then gets his as*hole ripped apart by Ari and Rogan on stage – imho Mencia you are a huge gaping wide, joke stealing tard (and yes I will say it to your face! Go Rogan).

I can only imagine the poor boy bothered to come out only due to a constant harassment/stalking by the Queen of Media, Perez Hilton. I don’t buy half of what that puffy sausage boy Perez says and when he is right about something he’s as guiles as Joan Rivers sinking into his intended target with teeth and fangs.

Lance is presently in a stable relationship with 32-year-old actor Reichen Lehmkuhl, winner of season four of CBS’ Amazing Race.”

Lance explains why he didn’t come out earlier. “I knew that I was in this popular band and I had four other guys’ careers in my hand, and I knew that if I ever acted on it or even said (that I was gay), it would overpower everything.”

From everything that I’ve read and seen of Lance he seems like a super nice guy and hopefully now that he’s outted himself the media will give the boy some peace and let him enjoy his relationship and be himself.

I haven’t read any celeb gossip in about a week. I think my K-Fed like, Joan Collins, love-to-hate turned into revulsion and I needed space.

One thing I am excited to hear is that the Buffy saga will continue from 7th season in a Buffy the Vampire Slayer comic book series. Sure, there’s been Buffy comics before but the bitches weren’t written by Joss Whedon!

That’s right, the Whedmeister is back in full effect and penning the Buffy the Vampire Slayer tales for Dark Horse Comics. Issue #1 will be premiering this weekend at the San Diego Comic Convention.

I will be at the Con this weekend and I have juice with Dark Horse and FOX, so if I don’t leave with one Buffy issue #1 in-hand someone will die.

For all five of you that care, Matt Dillon was seen at 4pm today checking into the hotel Shutters in Santa Monica. And thanks to his mom’s match-by-colors system, as a child, he was able to match a casual blue polo shirt to his blue jeans when he checked in today.

He checked in alone and his reasons for being there are unclear. My guesses are these.

1) His lady friend threw him out the house

2) He’s having a secret rendezvous with Paris Hilton…wait, she’s never secret about that stuff, so, he’s secretly meeting some Hollywood ho.

3) He’s evading the mob, Scientologists or members of Kabbalah.

4) He heard that…maybe Cameron and JT are broked up and caught the first flight into town to rekindle lost romance.

(Shaddow – thanks for the tip!)

Let’s have a moment of silence and an awwwww! That sucks. Selma Blair and Ahmet Zappa have decided to call it quits after 2 years of marriage.

“Selma and Ahmet have decided to divorce but love each other very much and will continue to be close friends,”

Huh, a’ight. I love Ahmet and I met Selma shortly after they married and they were literally the cutest couple eva! She would glow when he introduced her to people like she was ecstatic to meet anyone that knew Ahmet.

They seemed pretty ideal for each other but I guess it’s just testimony that you don’t get married after 6 months of knowing someone.

Damn, I really hope for the best for them both. I mean sure, I felt a little weird about the fact that I had the hots for his wife. Kinda killed my long-standing hook-up fantasy about her. I don’t know, but deep mouth kissing Sarah Michelle Gellar (Cruel Intentions) kinda puts someone on my radar of hotness. Not to mention she’s hilarious and super sweet.

But I digress. Much sadness.

Perry Taylor, Britney Spear’s hunky new Guy Friday is just a mouse click away on MySpace. Just this morning he had 22 friends and now it’s shot up to 167.

After shows like Benson, Charle’s in Charge, The Nanny, I see a sitcom in the future…or at least a Playgirl spread.

Jeremy wasn’t having the bump and challenged Dorffie on the matter. Dorff replied in a very schoolyard manner of, “I’ll do what I want.”

That wasn’t sitting well with Piven who pulled out his penis lightsaber with a, “You’re a has-been.” Dorff then parried and thrust with, “At least I am a movie star – you’re only on TV! Cable TV!”

I wish security would have given them time to slap it out but apparently they broke up the fray before any blood or dignity was spilt.

The Smarmy Brit singer, James Blunt catches some rays on the beach of Ibiza, Spain with supermodel girlfriend Petra Nemcova.

I’m beginning to wonder, what defines a supermodel? These days, apparently EVERYONE is dating a supermodel. Are any of them just a regularmodel or a mediocremodel? I mean, let’s face it, most of America’s Nest Top Models look like they could do catalogue work at best and would be living on Ramen to make ends meet.

Okay, well, Petra’s no Rebecca Romijn but I guess she’ll do.