The latest Hayden HeteroWatch spotting comes to us hot from the set of his new movie Awake, courtesy of { togawp.com } reader NewYorker:

The former dark lord is currently working with it-girl Jessica Alba on the movie Awake. Production and filming started last week in New York. Christensen was seen rehearsing outside with the fellow co-star, signing autographs for fans and eventually leaving with a few friends and his new flame, model Lola Skye by his side. They dined at the trendy Hearth restaurant.

An onlooker says, "They all ended up having a few bottles of red wine and they seemed to have a lot of fun. Hayden was definitely enjoying his female companion. He kept saying her name and teasing her. They eventually left together in a black limousine."

So not only is Darth Vader secretly dating a supermodel….he’s also hangin’ with Jessica Alba at work AND in his spare time.  It doesn’t get much straighter than that folks.

Good news for anyone who suspected Mr. Christensen might not really favor the ladies….not to mention for Spurs point guard Tony Parker.

You have to hand it to Nate McMillian, coach of the Seattle Supersonics, he’s taken a team picked to finish last and turned them into a contender.  Perhaps the coach of the year balloting should be revisited, now that Nate is using strategies spanning two continents.

That of course would be the tablo-blitz of Eva Longoria apparently getting some lightsaber action in Cannes with Hayden Christensen.

San Antonio Spurs point guard (who had, at least until recently, been dating Eva), seemed totally unfazed by the news, going 4-13 from the floor last night, in a performance that looked a hell of a lot worse than that.

Doesn’t Eva know that Parker grew up in France?  Surely some of the Frog-Posse that he left behind is quickly speeding down to Cannes in order to "set things straight" on the off-chance this will FINALLY show Tony the devotion needed to join an NBA posse.  Good luck Jean-Marc!
–Johnsy