It’s not that this article is that funny or…that interesting but I’m just happy to post pictures on my favorite Duff, Hils.

In a recent article Hilary Duff said she doesn’t have any patience for back stabbing friends.

She said: “They would lie to me and I’d keep catching them and finally I thought: ‘Why am I having these people around?’

“It’s hard to say: ‘OK, I don’t want to be your friend anymore. I’m kicking you out of my life’, but slowly, over time, I did it.”

She added: “I got to do a lot of soul searching and I feel like a happier person. It’s important to be able to be alone with yourself.”

I hope those backstabbers don’t include anyone I know because a little Hil juice really does brighten up my day. Hmmm, that could really be taken out of context. Ah, you know what I mean.

Has anyone gotten a good look at Hilary Duff lately? I don’t mean to get all pedophile…oh hell! Sure I do! But damn, she is looking hot! Sure, not long ago she was the Disney tween queen with her bubblegum hits, cherry gloss smile and her so sugary sweet ya get a toothache, films and TV. Now her apple polished image is getting a make-over with her…(cough)..she’s hot…looks, her rocker boyfriend and my favorite rumor, that she likes making out with…more than boys.

Miss Lindsay Lohan, on the other hand looks like she’s trying to ramp up her own reality show called, “America’s Next Crack Whore.” Sure, she stole my heart in “Freaky Friday” and “Mean Girls.” I even did a little rock out shimmy to her pop hit, “Rumors.” But miss teen queen quickly turned to miss backstabbing mean queen. Selling out her friends, becoming a…(cough)…coke whore, and just an all around tramp. Not to mention she’s been looking like she needs her own charity event for malnourished celebrities.

I’m seeing if I can wrangle up Bruce Springstein to do a “Hands Across America” type song to raise funds and awareness to the food deprived celebs like Miss Lohan, Nicole Richie and the Olsen twins. If we all came together as a community we could beat this thing!