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We (and presumably, Simpsons fans everywhere) are sure this is just some sort of mistake right? Comedy Central, being the pranksters that they are…or is the Simpsons movie really going to feature Jennifer Aniston alongside Homer J.?

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Word is Jen has been left covered in bruises after filming sex scenes with her gorgeous Derailed co-star Clive Owen.

The ex Mrs Brad Pitt was left black and blue after filming saucy scenes for their new movie.

"I got good bruises on my legs – not pretty. But your adrenaline is running so you don’t even feel it,” she told The Sun.

We wonder if Clive got bruised? And, more importantly, where! [nw.uk]

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"Billy Idol called….he wants his look back."

  – Jennifer Aniston, commenting on Brad Pitt’s new blonde ‘do.

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It’s official folks – according to The Sun, Angelina and Brad
are Moving in together in an  undisclosed location in Hollywood. Funniest part about the whole story, Brad and Angie still haven’t publically disclosed that they’re officially dating.

Ironically enough they’re now living down the road from Brad’s Ex. Jennifer’s Malibu home.  ToGawp has also revealed that Jen is literally "dreading" the day she accidentally runs- into Mr. and Mrs. Smith in person. 

We
can feel Jen’s pain – imagine being confronted with the world’s most
beautiful woman every time you stroll down the local store in your sweats just to get a pint of Boddingtons?

Heartbroken Jen lives a mere 20
minutes away from The Brad and Angelina, stay strong Jennifer your doing the right thing, just turn the other cheek. [et]

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Rumors Jennifer Aniston is again dating Vince Vaughn have Hollywood gossip circles buzzing with intrigue. The two were recently photographed hugging each other on the set of upcoming
movie The Break Up. We covered the two after their Valentines Day date back in February, we guess they’ve worked very diligently to keep their love under the "paparazzi radar".

While Angelina Jolie and her new lover Mr. Pitt are playing house, Aniston has been concentrating on her acting career
since their public split earlier this year. Recently published photos from the Daily Express show the co-stars touching each other intimately. One shot has both of Vince’s arms
wrapped around Aniston, while she has both of her hands resting comfortably on his
thigh.

A movie insider was quoted saying, "They looked to be really
enjoying each others company. They were laughing and smiling and were very
tactile together. There was definitely some chemistry between them."

Aniston still denies publicly that there is any relationship between her and Vaughn, although we think these pics speak for themselves. But,  the funniest photo in our opinion shows the two walking side by side, and puts in perspective the whopping 1 1/2 ft height difference between the two lovebirds, we wonder if that makes for some kinky bedroom antics. [TS] [VV] [411] [AC]

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Hollywood hunk BRAD PITT has been linked to American MAXIM model APRIL FLORIO, only a month after announcing his split from wife JENNIFER ANISTON.

Pitt was photographed with 22-year-old Florio in a un-named Santa Monica ice cream store earlier this week. British newspaper DAILY EXPRESS reports Florio and Pitt were introduced by the actor’s OCEAN’S TWELVE co-star GEORGE CLOONEY in Europe last summer.

Florio’s agent MIKE ESTERMAN stated publically, "I just spoke to her and she was with him in Greece and California."

Florio is Miss December in this year’s (2005) Maxim calendar and has filmed a small role in upcoming PARIS HILTON film PLEDGE THIS! (Directed by William Hines)

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Sexy telephone conversations between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were the final nail in the coffin of the Hollywood hunk’s marriage to Jennifer Aniston, according to a report in News of the World.

Aniston reportedly overheard an "intimate love chat" between Pitt and Jolie when she picked up a phone extension at her Hollywood home. "Jennifer went ballistic. Brad realised it was over," a source close to the couple is quoted as saying.

The paper says the phone call was just the latest in an intense relationship with Jolie that had been going on for nearly a year.  The marriage hit the rocks when Brad and Angelina played a married couple in the film ‘Mr and Mrs Smith’ last February.

The break-up comes amid rumours that the marriage was already falling apart over starting a family."Brad never made any secret of the fact he wanted a family, but Jennifer refused, preferring to concentrate on building her movie career," a source told the tabloid.

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Hollywood couple Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston have announced that they have split up after what they describe as "much thoughtful consideration".

In a joint statement issued by Pitt’s publicist, the two actors said they had decided to formally separate after seven years together.

Pitt, 41, and Aniston, 35, were seen as Hollywood’s golden couple, with a solid marriage and successful careers.

They were married in a lavish ceremony at a Malibu estate in July 2000.

[BBC]

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Brad Pitt’s publicist confirms he, Jennifer Aniston have split [AP via SFGate]

More details to follow….

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It seems that earlier reports from the German magazine Gala that Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston were house-shopping in Amsterdam were a bit overzealous.  (Hollywood panicked–the idea of the Pitt family absent from the Starbucks in Brentwood, thousands of miles away at coffeeshops of a different flavor–what would we do???) 

Well put your fears to rest, Brad and Jen aren’t ditching out on us just yet.  Reports out of Amsterdam this week are that Mr. Aniston was simply looking for a place to crash while he films Ocean’s 12, the sequel to the 2001 Clooney-Pitt-Damon-Roberts-Soderbergh lovefest/heist, Ocean’s 11.  (In case you’re wondering what the horrible smell is–the paparazzi of L.A. just breathed a tremendous sigh of relief in unison.)

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