{ togawp } – hollywood’s secret sauce

I guess the new thing in Hollywood is, “If you don’t like your face, replace.”

I’m not really sure if Ashlee Simpson is desperately trying to look more like her sister, Jessica Simpson or Drew Barrymore. Ashlee got some new lips to go with her new nose. Maybe Dr. 90210 was giving a two-for-one special. Free collagen with every tummy tuck or rhinoplasty.

Now here is Ashlee ‘ala natural.

True, she was no raging beauty but by conventional means, she was definitely a cute girl. And I don’t know, call me crazy but I find that sometimes the quirks about someone are what makes them appealing. I’ve never been kissing on no fake lips and I’m really not sure that I would want to. It just seems too…weird.

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Look out folks, look like we could have ourselves a British Catfight on the horizon.  RESIDENT Evil: Apocalypse beauty Sienna Guillory sure isn’t pulling any punches when talking about fellow British actress Kate Beckinsale.

For some reason (that we’d love to know, if anyone has the dirt) Sienna felt compelled to call out Kate for getting herself some implants, and even suggesting that the Underworld star’s contracts now require her to be shot at certain angles, to disguise her uberfakies:

In Hollywood, women hate each other,  Everyone is so bitchy, and they don’t want younger actresses coming in and taking their roles. You only have to look at what it’s done to Kate Beckinsale. She used be cool. Now I’ve heard she’s got a clause in her contract saying that she can’t be filmed bending over at more than a 45-degree angle because her boob implants slide up onto her collar bone.

This is the first we’ve heard heard of Kate’s new sundeck, but looking at the picture in the Page Six story (thumb to the left), we’re not having a hard time believing it, even with the publicist’s vehement denial.

As for the Guillory/Beckinsale hot oil wrestling match–let the Photoshopping begin.

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Men around the globe, I am regretfully informing you that Nip/Tuck’s hot psychologist “Grace Santiago” (played by actress: Valerie Cruz) has been linked recently in real life with Robbie Williams, who’s ironically been single for the last year and a half.

The self-proclaimed British “experimental performing artist,” and struggling musician has been spotted out on the town with American Nip/Tuck television star Valerie Cruz. Valerie participated in some hot and steamy scenes on the hit series, and also stars inthe upcoming movie “Cellular” starring

According to The Sun the two hooked up after meeting at a recent party in Los Angeles, where the pair both reside. Good luck you two, despite being from different sides of the Atlantic.

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What a sad tale is Tara Reid. Once an up-and-comer in Hollywood’s "It" scene, she’s now been relegated to definite B-level status (and plummeting). Following the Hollywood party girl/starlet playbook, Tara has now gone and gotten herself a fake pair of boobs. And we’re not talking a minor upgrade. We’re talking a major, CAN’T MISS IT pair of floatation devices. Apparently acting isn’t the only realm in which Ms. Reid is completely unfamiliar with subtlety.

And if that isn’t bad enough, ToGawp spies latest account puts Tara in Las Vegas last weekend with Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis, a Maloof brother, and Mario Lopez (A.C. Slater). Seriously Tara, even as a B-, you’re still welcome at the ToGawp mansion; hell even Barfly would be better than hangin’ with Mario Lopez.

Oh Tara….our hearts go out to you. We can only hope your friends stage an intervention soon.

[plastic surgery insight via Awful Plastic Surgery]

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After briefly examining this photo…

….we all agree–Britney, you need to go chill for a bit. 

You’re only what, 22 years old?  We know the media takes a serious toll (as does getting hammered and puking in bars regularly), but girl, you’ve aged 5 years in the past 1.  At this rate, you’re going to look like Angela Lansbury (the "Murder, She Wrote" years, not the semi-foxy Manchurian Candidate years) by the time you turn 23.

So consider this a formal invite to take some time off in the Caribbean at the ToGawp Spa. 

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